So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)

flibbage0 said:
Never understood how people get caught, do they not hear someone coming towards them? (unless wearing headphones)
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I don't understand either. Maybe he wanted to get caught....

TurnipHead said:
Hey, it's 4am and I'm bored.
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Brilliant! :D

dmpoole said:
What worries me is that most of you don't have any rapport with your parents and you think they only had sex once or twice where the reality is they are doing it more than you.
Believe me there in nothing you have done that they haven't unless it involves some weirder stuff.
From the age of 13 I would argue with my mum about where she had put my jazz mags and me and my dad were swapping mags.
It wasn't done person to person though, I knew where he hid his and he knew I kept mine between vinyl albums (especially Black Sabbath Master Of Reality because it had a box cover).
During early teenage years my mum would always knock on the door and I'd ask her to give me 5 minutes.
Oh and in around 46 years of fapping (I invented it when I was about 7) I've never used anything other than tissues or toilet paper.
I can't get over that people do it in socks - think about your wife/parents.
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I have plenty of rapport with my parents but team ****ing is not a part of it.

saintdefender said:
Meh it makes no difference now, don't expect you guys to believe me when I say I'm not doing it no more nor am I honestly bothered. What I can say tho is my dad knew what was happening as I said in previous post he stood there 20 seconds explaining WHY he came
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WHAT?



:p
 
Sounds nearly as bad as mine. :(

Back in the day I had smutty mags (anyone remember Fiesta? :p) that I nicked from my mate's older brother and took home. Anyway, one day I needed a dump and i'm not the sort of person that's in and out, job done. I always need to take something in with me to read but at the time I didn't have any magazines lying around so I just took the porno one in. Once I did my business and gtfo'd out of the crapper, my mum walked into my room and said 'You forgot this' while handing over the magazine. I took it off here and didn't come down for 2 days.

The 'incident' was never mentioned or talked about, and i'd like to think it'll stay that way.
 
When I had just finished my GCSE's I had a habit of coming downstairs at 1am and watching Sky movies or strange sports.

One night I crept down the stairs at 1am, quietly opened the living room door (so as not to wake my parents) and was greeted by the sight of my dad lying on the floor with his dressing gown open watching hardcore porn on the new 36" CRT he had just bought.

It was never mentioned.


Edit: I also walked in on my older sister getting pounded by her boyfriend, which was also never mentioned.
 
This thread is still delivering! I am happy! ha.

Ive been caught with a girl more times than i care to count!
When i used to live at home my mum was pretty cool, if i was getting laid she would usually have a beer and sarnie waiting for me! =D
She did learn to knock though, i had a girl on the floor near the door and ya know just smashing her pasty and had just hit vinegar face stage so no turning back, then the door opens just as i hit launch in shock i pulled out and fair to say i managed to injure the poor girls eye and the mothers feet........
Mother turned around and left not saying a word and when we finally cleaned up and came down she was more concerned on making sure the girls pink eye was okay! I was in stitches but the poor lass never did call!

Still though, a bloody towel on your chest!! Classic!!
 
Glad I'm not alone at being caught in the act :o. I've been caught faping by my nan (stealth nanny) which till this day has tainted me, also I've been caught by my step dad going at it with the girlfriend. Why can't people learn to knock on the door for Christ's sake :rolleyes:.
 
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