So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)
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Caporegime
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LOL
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Sorry
Been a lot of close calls over the years from various girlfriends/room mates etc.
The best one was I was in bed with an ex, we thought the house was empty so we were going for it in style as you do, things banging, farm yard noises... then suddenly the door swings open!
It was an estate agent and her dad showing him around for a valuation...
The best one was I was in bed with an ex, we thought the house was empty so we were going for it in style as you do, things banging, farm yard noises... then suddenly the door swings open!
It was an estate agent and her dad showing him around for a valuation...
How old before you learn to just fap in the bathroom.
The only thing you get accused of then is wasting water because you take too long to shower.
Just don't get the laptop / phone / iPad wet
I like the comfort of ym computer chair, thank you very much
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Caporegime
Dude...Your thoughts after your dad walked in....
Who's face where you thinking of after?
Who's face where you thinking of after?
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feel for you fella, and unfortuantely it's a proven medical fact that if you didn't suffer from premature ejaculation with your last girl you will with your next one after this 
I'd just have to make a lads joke out of it with my dad if he walked in me, either that or ask your mum when ya dads there if she can sort him out more often because he's resorted to walking in on you
I'd just have to make a lads joke out of it with my dad if he walked in me, either that or ask your mum when ya dads there if she can sort him out more often because he's resorted to walking in on you
Caporegime
Can one of our more artistic members do some clever photshoppery business to show us, the stunned public, what a towel 'situation' looks like. Keep it clean (or non-lockable anyway) and there might even be marks awarded!
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Tower on chest is a new one to me. Guess it means if you overshoot you've got a line of defence.
Every man needs a **** towel or sock.......
I think every guy has probably been caught at some point so it's hardly a big deal. My mum walked in at 7.30am one morning when I was doing the damage to a fat ex
that was a bit more awkward.
Every man needs a **** towel or sock.......
I think every guy has probably been caught at some point so it's hardly a big deal. My mum walked in at 7.30am one morning when I was doing the damage to a fat ex
that was a bit more awkward.
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Just don't finish in a pack of salt of vinegar crisps after you've eaten them. ever.
Caporegime
What the...? That needs more explanation.
Oh, I think I've twigged. You're putting your willy IN the bag and getting the flavour on the end. LMAO.
Soldato
I think every guy has probably been caught at some point so it's hardly a big deal. My mum walked in at 7.30am one morning when I was doing the damage to a fat ex
no one has caught this stealth fap master yet
lol a towel
thats the first time ive heard that.
lol i do fill for you tho, ive been caught at 3.00 in the morning by my sister
heres the basic story everyone in my house is asleep my sisters out clubbing me being me this is a perfect time so i look around on the internet while in bed for some good porn, i found some started to have a fap, i was fapping for half an hour or so. so i had quite a sweat on, i suddenly here the front door open so i waited a couple seconds and then turned my screen off, out off the blue my door swings open and my sister says, "why are you so sweaty" then starts laughing while exiting my room. the next morning she told my parents. she came in my bedroom just to turn off my tv because she saw light coming from my bedroom.
heres a few tips btw just a couple of the "head" :-
-DONT USE A TOWEL
-if you use a tissue dont get caught walking out of your room with it
-dont have a posh one if someone does come in they will be able to smell the durex
-never have your sound on
-ALWAYS HAVE A EXIST STRATEGY
thats the first time ive heard that.
lol i do fill for you tho, ive been caught at 3.00 in the morning by my sister
heres the basic story everyone in my house is asleep my sisters out clubbing me being me this is a perfect time so i look around on the internet while in bed for some good porn, i found some started to have a fap, i was fapping for half an hour or so. so i had quite a sweat on, i suddenly here the front door open so i waited a couple seconds and then turned my screen off, out off the blue my door swings open and my sister says, "why are you so sweaty" then starts laughing while exiting my room. the next morning she told my parents. she came in my bedroom just to turn off my tv because she saw light coming from my bedroom.
heres a few tips btw just a couple of the "head" :-
-DONT USE A TOWEL
-if you use a tissue dont get caught walking out of your room with it
-dont have a posh one if someone does come in they will be able to smell the durex
-never have your sound on
-ALWAYS HAVE A EXIST STRATEGY