** Star Wars Episode VII - SPOILERS WITHIN **

Surfer said:
3. Rey is apparently a trained jedi just by thinking it...mind tricks and lightsaber combat skillz FTW. **** you again Abrams.
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It is quite poor/jarring especially when finn uses the lightsaber it was just wrong and neither of them should have lasted 2 seconds against an experienced and trained Jedi. However with Rey it is actually explainable (there is a video on it that goes into more depth) - but it kind of comes with the pre-requisite that she is a Skywalker which the movie leaves deliberately unconfirmed.

PS The end of your rant is explained though spread over various parts of the movie.
 
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I just watched this and tbh was not overly impressed. It looks nice but the story is pretty awful and agree with what has been said above. It's not a bad film it's just not a very good Star-Wars film......
 
jamesy505 said:
Caught a bit of ROTJ last night on Disney XD during a channel flicking session.

Since when did they add in dialogue for Darth Vader when he picks up the Emperor when he is Force Lighthning Luke?

At two separate points Vader shouts No....

WTF? Didn't recall that previously. Maybe should burst out my Blu Ray to see if it is the same
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thank god for the despecialised versions.
 
n111ck said:
People go on about the original versions but if you watch the silver screen edition of Ep4 in HD it looks awful - sloppy special effects, low budget sets and lots of matte lines / blue screen issues.
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Which was the technology of the time, so those things are to be expected.
 
Surfer said:
4. Worst cameo in a film of all time award Mark Hamill apparently playing Luke Skywalker. Where is the grand entrance? The "just in the nick of time" appearance. The thing that makes you go " wooooo hoooo the jedi master is back. Nothing like that in this **** stain of a film. Kylo Ren (a trained jedi) when he has both Fin and Rey beaten and reached out his hand for LUKE's lightsaber then WHAMMMOOO suddenly the lightsaber rushes past his hand to the last jedi in the universe skywalker..thats what should have happened... hahaha not a ****ing chance in hell...... it goes to a teen girl who doesn't know what the force is but its ok she can just think really hard and suddenly shes an expert at one with the force and all that jazz. **** you again Abrams for ****ing all over this.
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Although there is some clear rage going on there, Surfer does make a good point on point 4, that would have been awesome!!!
 
Surfer said:
Apologies the grief of watching this piece of **** is still fresh

first can i say a **** you to JJ Abrams. You are dead to me.:mad:


1. Have Solo's ****in emo whimpering son kill him are you ****in kidding me?
2. An iconic character is dead and not one mother****er mourns him...where is his funeral where? **** you Abrams. :mad:

3. Rey is apparently a trained jedi just by thinking it...mind tricks and lightsaber combat skillz FTW. **** you again Abrams.

4. Worst cameo in a film of all time award Mark Hamill apparently playing Luke Skywalker. Where is the grand entrance? The "just in the nick of time" appearance. The thing that makes you go " wooooo hoooo the jedi master is back. Nothing like that in this **** stain of a film. Kylo Ren (a trained jedi) when he has both Fin and Rey beaten and reached out his hand for LUKE's lightsaber then WHAMMMOOO suddenly the lightsaber rushes past his hand to the last jedi in the universe skywalker..thats what should have happened... hahaha not a ****ing chance in hell...... it goes to a teen girl who doesn't know what the force is but its ok she can just think really hard and suddenly shes an expert at one with the force and all that jazz. **** you again Abrams for ****ing all over this.


5. There is no nuance or subtlety to this film. The bit where Threepio mentions that R2D2 (iconic star wars character) has been silent in low power mode for a long ass time ever since Luke left. THAT was a massive ****ing clue for the scriptwriters to do something with that piece of information....something like when Rey and Fin are getting their asses handed to them (because hey they aint trained jedi right?????) You could switch to a scene which shows R2D2 suddenly blue lights on and chirping up....ohhhh whats happening! And then you switch back to the scene where EMO Ren is reaching for LUKE's lightsabre *CLUE!!** and the lightsabre is force pulled to the hand of Luke skywalker. Now that would have been an entrance not some piece of **** cameo with him just pushing his hood back lol. 5 seconds thats how long the greatest jedi in the universe was in this film. Words are not enough to express my disgust of this film.

I had a little hope because the star trek reboot was ok but this travesty should be made ILLEGAL to watch. **** poor script that copies everything from a New Hope but does it allllllll worse.

And holy **** did anyone else feel like at the very start...WTF did i just miss the main part of the story here guys. Republic in the **** and the good guys are the resistance again and we got another sith lord and apprentice...wtf just WTF :mad::eek::( Abrams **** you again....


p.s. Solo :(
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Wow :eek:
 
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