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nice trolling 8/10
I'm serious.
My next fave is Rogue One then ESB.
nice trolling 8/10
There’s a bit whereUpon third viewing (yes, I am still giving this pileup a benefit of a doubt) I still find amazing that it is the only Star Wars movie where you can remove entire supporting cast plot, to be its own "Star Wars story" movie, and not affect main cast plot at all. To the point where I think they should try it upon bluray release - parallel viewing angles - select angle A - get Luke, Rey and Kylo, select angle B - get Finn, Rose and Poe, with the only crossover points being Leia, Holdo and a single hug.
Ever been been to a Star Wars / Comic Convention or even general meet?
This describes 90%+ of the hardcore fan base.
Luckily the other 99.9% of the population are more rational....
Honestly, I thought the film was an attractive turd.Ever been been to a Star Wars / Comic Convention or even general meet?
This describes 90%+ of the hardcore fan base.
Luckily the other 99.9% of the population are more rational....
If you ignore the SW universe and judge the film on individual merits I would rate this movie as being worse than the Chronicles of Riddick. Anyone disagree?
There’s a bit where
Rey is introduced to Poe - hang on did they never meet at all in the first one? Also makes it clear they’ll be ****ing by the end since Finn seems to be making do with Rose
2nd worst one for me.
If you ignore the SW universe and judge the film on individual merits I would rate this movie as being worse than the Chronicles of Riddick. Anyone disagree?
That is pretty funny @Raymond Lin but I don’t think I’ve seen anything fans saying they wanted everything the same. In fact aren’t fans criticising this film and TFA for copying the plot beats of the original trilogy?
Been reading some amusing articles from Entertainment Weekly, Vanity Fair, the Independent, etc., etc. telling me I’m racist, misogynist, part of ‘the dark side’ and so forth for not enjoying films with incoherent plots, shoddy scripting and acting amongst other issues.
Haha that is hilariousJust watched this review and it does show up a lot of issues
Warning swearing in the clip
The whole universe seems to he based around non-Newtonian physics. When the ships ran out of fuel was ridiculous for example.Haha that is hilariousCouldn’t stop giggling.
Humour aside, many of his criticisms are based on his own assumptions and others are overzealous. Many others are valid.
Valid criticisms:
Phasma being pointless / boring. The scene in which she died was a mush mash.
Snoke not being fleshed out - although I wasn’t that invested in him so wasn’t fussed.
The funniest one - why didn’t the ‘empire’ get other ships to light speed ahead to catch the rebel ships... you can hypothesise explanations but on face value that is pretty silly ><
The bombers being terrible - I was lolling at them ‘dropping bombs’ in space in the cinema.
Valid criticisms:
The bombers being terrible - I was lolling at them ‘dropping bombs’ in space in the cinema.
Not only dropping bombs, but with the loading bay open and pilot just resting on one of the support grids, as if not only dreadnaught had its own gravity but vacuum of space no longer existed around it. Happened twice, second time when Leia decided to do superman run to docking bay, then opened the door, plenty of "air temperature changed" clouds of vapour but none of the people running to her rescue got sucked out through open hatch, camera quickly cuts to next scene.. There is literally no proof reading of any kind done on those scripts.