Not sure if joke, or serious....
If serious, I can't lift anything even squatting. Worked through it, but it's not healing so pointless at the moment.
If joking, masturbating SRS even that hurts.
How long ago did you do it? Its taken mine over 3 weeks to heal and now nearly 100% fixed, I too didn't bother resting just used a wrist strap MTFU and no curlz!