The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!

Burnsy2023 · 1 Mar 2009 at 19:37

I also like to wear women's clothes, I don't know why, they just feel so nice, it started when I was very young, I used to sneak into my sisters room and steal (or rather borrow) her clothes and parade about in them in my room, to this very day it's still a secret 'hobby' of mine, I love going to work while wearing sexy women's underwear under my normal work clothes and nobody knows.

I also fantasize about sleeping with a pretty cross-dresser.

Ben M · 1 Mar 2009 at 19:40

Burnsy2023 said:
I love going to work while wearing sexy women's underwear under my normal work clothes and nobody knows.

WoZZeR · 1 Mar 2009 at 19:41

I also like to wear women's clothes, I don't know why, they just feel so nice, it started when I was very young, I used to sneak into my sisters room and steal (or rather borrow) her clothes and parade about in them in my room, to this very day it's still a secret 'hobby' of mine, I love going to work while wearing sexy women's underwear under my normal work clothes and nobody knows.

I also fantasize about sleeping with a pretty cross-dresser.

Please be a mod......... :eek:

OMG, this forum will never be the same.

Greenlizard0 · 1 Mar 2009 at 19:42

Good lord at all of these! :eek:

thepeganator · 1 Mar 2009 at 20:21

Classic

Burnsy2023 · 1 Mar 2009 at 20:34

I'm the one who first posted about being a crossdresser. Very much like the next person, I too love wearing women's underwear and nylons to work under my normal clothes. My female persona is very different to my male one, as a girl I'm very submissive and extremely kinky, to both males and females - and it is also a fantasy of mine to sleep with a pretty crossdresser.

Nick1881 · 1 Mar 2009 at 20:47

OMG OcUK sets up 2 cross dressers! You saw it here first people.

dangerstat · 1 Mar 2009 at 20:52

Spie touched me in-appropriately :mad:

Trifid · 1 Mar 2009 at 21:06

WoZZeR said:
Please be a mod.........

Even better is if they worked for OcUK. :eek:

AndyOcUK?

Ben M · 1 Mar 2009 at 21:10

Burnsy, you have to give the addresses of each cross-dresser to the other. OCUK, cross-dressing dating agency!

wez130 · 1 Mar 2009 at 21:11

i'm getting a bit scarfed noew, there are some strange people on these forums

G-MAN2004 · 1 Mar 2009 at 21:13

vonhelmet said:
I had a friend a while back whose little brother once painted his glans with his big sister's nail varnish and had to go to hospital to have it taken off.

Haha, oh my..

This thread is great.

Fuzz · 1 Mar 2009 at 21:19

I'll never forget the look on his face when he took the first sip. It was ZOMFG, followed by "Erm, that's a lovely cup of... that's a lovely cuppa..."
It was coffee, but I don't think he could really tell. It sat there for a good 45 mins, while he occasionally took polite sips so as not to appear rude. He finished it as well, in the end. Didn't see him for quite some time after that, though. Winrar \o/

*snorting* *crying*
I can't breathe......

Biggest ever win on OCUK

Cosimo · 1 Mar 2009 at 21:33

You have to laugh:

I regularly stare at my fiancees mums cleavage

I seem to become very incontinent

I once made love to a hollowed out butternut squash

Have you peed in this?" "nope mumy".

I once had sexual relations with a girl

I once cleaned the toilet

I would never use the toilet

I decided it would be a good idea to put my penis inside

We took the binder out of his bag and burnt it

I remember being scarred witless telling my dad

I've tried to steal my best mate away from her bf

I wiped my finger down the crack of my backside

I decided to seek out her underwear drawer

I dropped my pants and started to rub my old boy on the screen over Anne Diamonds face

The thought of her rubbing him down made me long

I take the opportunity to crack out a couple onto the sheets

i coloured my balls blue with perm marker pen

I snuck up to her we did a lot of foreplaying

I love wearing women's clothes

somehow attached a hoover end to a electric jigsaw and put it on my penis

I blasted my load into an old pair of boxers

Trousers and pants off with his legs wide open, facing me, with the magazine opened

I too love wearing women's underwear and nylons to work

get turned on by girls being on their period

I love seeing girls peeing themselves

What a strange bunch of people.

dangerstat · 1 Mar 2009 at 22:14

My friend is called Pilky he has a very shiny head. People make fun of him and suggest he could have a future as a cue ball. Jimmy 'OCUK' could you make his dream come true and make him the white ball in the next Crucible hosted Snooker tournament?

deusexlumina · 1 Mar 2009 at 22:19

dangerstat said:
My friend is called Pilky he has a very shiny head. People make fun of him and suggest he could have a future as a cue ball. Jimmy 'OCUK' could you make his dream come true and make him the white ball in the next Crucible hosted Snooker tournament?

lmao, brilliant

TaKeN · 1 Mar 2009 at 22:44

I'm going to be watching my back from now on when using the OcUK shop.

If approached the first question will be.. Do you use the forum? with my fist clenched ready...

Funny stuff though

Burnsy2023 · 1 Mar 2009 at 22:49

i get turned on by girls being on their period. I regularly have sex with my girlfriend when she is on, she doesn't realise i think it's hot.

Burnsy2023 · 1 Mar 2009 at 22:50

te at night at work, not many people in, I accidentally walked into the women's toilets. When I realised I was in the wrong place I became quite aroused, you know being somewhere I shouldn't. So I jumped into one of the stalls and with the fear of being caught exciting me I beat one off all over the stall door. But then that was not the first time I had beat off in the workplace and not the last...

* I cracked one off in the library at school once.
* At college there was a cupboard in one of the classrooms, I cracked one off in there during a break period.
* I have knocked on out in the toilets of every place I have worked.
* I used to work in a call centre and jacked off underneath one of the desks one night.
* Once when being jacked off by a woman the man stuff went in my mouth.
* I once lived with someone I didn't like very much, on the last day I was collecting stuff from the house there was no one else in and I was looking for stuff of mine in his room, I saw a couple of Maxim type magazines and proceeded to beat off all over the centerfold, wiped a bit on the carpet and just left it there.

Do you think I have a problem?

Burnsy2023 · 1 Mar 2009 at 22:50

No one knows about this, but I love seeing girls peeing themselves, it's such a turn on. I wish I could tell my girlfriend and get her to do it, but she will probably leave me. I don't mind a bit of adult baby stuff too, I sometimes make a nappy and pee and poo in it.

***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***

The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!