***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***

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I visited a very good friend of mine (whom i also happened to have a crush on) a few years ago, who lives abroad, it was probably one of the better holidays i've ever had.
Now one day i was in her bedroom and she had to go out and see someone temporarily, and then shamefully i decided to seek out her underwear drawer.
Found it, had a good sniff (sorry :(), then contemplated pinching a pair, and finally thought better of it.

Obviously didnt tell her, but i still feel crap for doing it as we are still good friends.
 
I cannot believe I am confessing this but here goes:

When I was 11, I was sat in front of the television watching Good Morning Britain in the day when Anne Diamond was presenting. The television was in the corner and to the left of it was a big window looking into the back garden and the public walkway behind it.

Well one school morning, Good Morning Britain started and Anne Diamond started talking. I stood up, walked over to the television, dropped my pants and started to rub my old boy on the screen over Anne Diamonds face. I proceeded to do this for what I remember was a good minute, making grunts and sighs as I smothered my old man over the screen pretending it was her face.

Completely unwaware of what was happening around me, I looked out of the window to see a woman stood there on the public walkway absolutely gobsmacked with what I remember being a child also, looking in and in absolute awe.

From that day and for weeks afterwards, whenever I watched television in the morning, I would partly shut the curtains as I was paranoid the woman would again walk past and look in to see what other completely random things I might have been up to.
 
Burnsy2023 said:
Well one school morning, Good Morning Britain started and Anne Diamond started talking. I stood up, walked over to the television, dropped my pants and started to rub my old boy on the screen over Anne Diamonds face. I proceeded to do this for what I remember was a good minute, making grunts and sighs as I smothered my old man over the screen pretending it was her face.
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AHAHAHAHA
 
Yesterday, whilst watching Babestation, I couldn't get the thought of one of those girls having a bubble bath with Compo from Last Of The Summer Wine.

The thought of her rubbing him down made me long for a Terry's Chocolate Orange and a pack of Werthers Originals.
 
Me and the wife live quite far away from any of her closest friends.This means that whenever they come to see her they stay overnight in our spare room. The wife and her friend usually go for a night out, leaving me in the house alone for a few hours. During this time I take the opportunity to crack out a couple onto the sheets of the freshly made spare bed. I then sleep soundly knowing that the friend is a lot closer to me than she might think!
 
Burnsy2023 said:
Me and the wife live quite far away from any of her closest friends.This means that whenever they come to see her they stay overnight in our spare room. The wife and her friend usually go for a night out, leaving me in the house alone for a few hours. During this time I take the opportunity to crack out a couple onto the sheets of the freshly made spare bed. I then sleep soundly knowing that the friend is a lot closer to me than she might think!
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thats gold..

absolutely brilliant
 
Burnsy2023 said:
Me and the wife live quite far away from any of her closest friends.This means that whenever they come to see her they stay overnight in our spare room. The wife and her friend usually go for a night out, leaving me in the house alone for a few hours. During this time I take the opportunity to crack out a couple onto the sheets of the freshly made spare bed. I then sleep soundly knowing that the friend is a lot closer to me than she might think!
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Thats just plain WRONG! :D :p
 
I found it quite hard to control the lolling in the presence of various relatives and family members up here in Stoke - good laughs while I'm bored!
 
Burnsy2023 said:
Me and the wife live quite far away from any of her closest friends.This means that whenever they come to see her they stay overnight in our spare room. The wife and her friend usually go for a night out, leaving me in the house alone for a few hours. During this time I take the opportunity to crack out a couple onto the sheets of the freshly made spare bed. I then sleep soundly knowing that the friend is a lot closer to me than she might think!
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What the hell?! That's just messed up!!
 
When I was around 11-12 I really had a thing for a cousin of mine who was slightly older and very pretty, she knew I liked her.

Well to cut a long story short, we would visit them and stay over for several days from time to time. We'd share rooms with her 2 other sisters and myself - I suppose the thought was that we were only kids and that we'd just spend all night yappering away about cool kid stuff and what not.

No.

One night I snuck up to her we did a lot of foreplaying although back then beither of us knew what that was or how to proceed further THANK GOD.

I'm so ashamed at the thought of it now because it's my cousin and I understood what I had done down the line I told myself that every lad would have felt (no punintended) something similar and that it was all the Penis' fault, yeah you *points at crotch* you and your BIG mouth (;-o).

ANyway, we're both much older now, she's married with kids and we're pretty good friends and are able to talk about it all no problems.

It's just amazing that things worked out for the better as it could have turned into a life ruining situation.

So because everything turned out well and we've grown to be good people and learn from it all I can say i...oh to hell with it, I'll just say it in the past tense. Giggity Giggity Giggity!!!.
 
I love wearing women's clothes. The job lot - underwear, nylons, clothes, heels, wig and make up.

And I bet there's quite a few men on the forum who do the same as me but would never admit to it.
 
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