***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***

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Burnsy2023 said:
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]One day, when i was about 16, i was at my house with 2 of my mates, playing on the computer, watching tv. The stuff you would expect from a bunch of 16 year old kids.
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I dont want to point fingers or anything but is the font a clue to who that is? :p
 
dangerstat said:
My friend is called Pilky he has a very shiny head. People make fun of him and suggest he could have a future as a cue ball. Jimmy 'OCUK' could you make his dream come true and make him the white ball in the next Crucible hosted Snooker tournament?
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I am going to go and mspaint an afro on to my sig.
 
Ive never read a thread so funny in my life! me and me mate have was creasing are selfs at all!

Burnsy2023 said:
No one knows about this, but I love seeing girls peeing themselves, it's such a turn on. I wish I could tell my girlfriend and get her to do it, but she will probably leave me. I don't mind a bit of adult baby stuff too, I sometimes make a nappy and pee and poo in it.
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^^^

But that is one very sick fetish! get to japan or china where ever they do that kind of stuff lol
 
Burnsy2023 said:
te at night at work, not many people in, I accidentally walked into the women's toilets. When I realised I was in the wrong place I became quite aroused, you know being somewhere I shouldn't. So I jumped into one of the stalls and with the fear of being caught exciting me I beat one off all over the stall door. But then that was not the first time I had beat off in the workplace and not the last...

* I cracked one off in the library at school once.
* At college there was a cupboard in one of the classrooms, I cracked one off in there during a break period.
* I have knocked on out in the toilets of every place I have worked.
* I used to work in a call centre and jacked off underneath one of the desks one night.
* Once when being jacked off by a woman the man stuff went in my mouth.
* I once lived with someone I didn't like very much, on the last day I was collecting stuff from the house there was no one else in and I was looking for stuff of mine in his room, I saw a couple of Maxim type magazines and proceeded to beat off all over the centerfold, wiped a bit on the carpet and just left it there.

Do you think I have a problem?
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This is too much for one person!
 
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Burnsy2023 said:
Also once when I was about 14/15 I was horny (as you do) and decided to sort myself out (so to speak) seconds before climax I heard footsteps coming up the stairs and Mum shouting out my name :eek: so I blasted my load into an old pair of boxers and then in blind panic just threw them and covered myself and grabbed a book to pretend I was reading. Mum opened the door and started talking to me, so I played it cool....then I looked up and the boxers had infact stuck to the wall above the door and were very slowly sliding down...mum finished what she was saying then left and shut the door...at the precise moment of the door shutting the boxers fell down and hit the floor with an almighty "slap"
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Ahahaahahaha! That's classic! :D
 
Burnsy2023 said:
No one knows about this, but I love seeing girls peeing themselves, it's such a turn on. I wish I could tell my girlfriend and get her to do it, but she will probably leave me. I don't mind a bit of adult baby stuff too, I sometimes make a nappy and pee and poo in it.
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I feel sorry for the people that spend hours making this stuff up. I wonder if they are into some sort of weird porn. ;)
 
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