One day, when i was about 16, i was at my house with 2 of my mates, playing on the computer, watching tv. The stuff you would expect from a bunch of 16 year old kids.
Anyway, me and one of my friends, had taken a liking to getting hold of "Max power" magazines (the car magazine but with softcore pictures of women) So it wasn't long before we got them out and were staring wide eyed at the topless girls with the very suggestive interviews they printed alongside it. So anyway, the other friend was quite mesmerized by the pictures, and continued to look at them after we got bored. So the next thing i know, we were playing on the Playstation, and my friend goes... "im going to the toilet" I asked him why he was taking the magazine with him and he replied "oh, theres cars for sale in the back, and i wanna look at them." So off he went.
10 minutes passed and me and my friend started to wonder what was taking him so long, so we crept out to my bathroom door and took a peek through the keyhole. There i was greeted by the sight of my friend, sitting on the floor, trousers and pants off with his legs wide open, facing me, with the magazine opened on the page of a topless girl, bashing one out on my bathroom floor. We both retreated to my bedroom in shock, and when he finally returned, the magazine had a big crease on the page of the topless girl where he was clutching it so tightly. I promptly disposed of the magazine after he had left.
I'm not friends with the guy any more but we told loads of people all about it and how small his wang was, so I guess someone must have mentioned it to him haha