***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***

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First thread ive ever voted on and it gets 5 stars :D

And i put my life on it, that some of the people quoting are the people who actually made the confession lol.
 
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First off it was just before i turned 18, i had a night round town and when i came home my mothers friend was here on her own who was stopping here for the night as she live's out of town, i had my new leather bed that day and i asked her just being friendly to feel how comfy it was.... i ended up sleeping with her and it wasn't the last time

Im sleeping with my mums cousins daughter! have been for about 6 months now and nobody not even my closet mates know about this, im 20 and she's 24 and absolutely stunning and we didn't know we was related till it come to a family members leaving doo and we both turned up there, was very awkward!

Back when i was 16 we went to a party where drugs/alcohol was involved and my mate tried to show me up in front of some girls, he then later passed out on a bed and so i wee'ed all over him then got everyone in the house (20+ people) to come in room where i then woke him up with everyone and him beleiving he wee'ed him self
when i was about 14 i somehow attached a hoover end to a electric jigsaw and put it on my penis, and got very very bad friction burns!

o and i still have a cum sock! which is rock hard now and about 8 months old the one at moment

i have plenty more but ill leave it at that for moment!
 
First off it was just before i turned 18, i had a night round town and when i came home my mothers friend was here on her own who was stopping here for the night as she live's out of town, i had my new leather bed that day and i asked her just being friendly to feel how comfy it was.... i ended up sleeping with her and it wasn't the last time

Im sleeping with my mums cousins daughter! have been for about 6 months now and nobody not even my closet mates know about this, im 20 and she's 24 and absolutely stunning and we didn't know we was related till it come to a family members leaving doo and we both turned up there, was very awkward!

Back when i was 16 we went to a party where drugs/alcohol was involved and my mate tried to show me up in front of some girls, he then later passed out on a bed and so i wee'ed all over him then got everyone in the house (20+ people) to come in room where i then woke him up with everyone and him beleiving he wee'ed him self
when i was about 14 i somehow attached a hoover end to a electric jigsaw and put it on my penis, and got very very bad friction burns!

o and i still have a cum sock! which is rock hard now and about 8 months old the one at moment

i have plenty more but ill leave it at that for moment!

Amagawd. Are they from the same guy?
 
Im sleeping with my mums cousins daughter! have been for about 6 months now and nobody not even my closet mates know about this, im 20 and she's 24 and absolutely stunning and we didn't know we was related till it come to a family members leaving doo and we both turned up there, was very awkward!


Typo? Or are they trying to say something? :D
 
I have been known to abuse a sock or two but they go straight into the washing machine lol thats just horrible leaving it out for eight months.
 
1. I've signed up for several dating websites, but then backed out at last second thinking someone I know might spot my profile.
2. My gay impression has become FAR too convincing
3. I once had a sex dream about my aunt
4. I have a very big crush on a close friend of mine


Also once when I was about 14/15 I was horny (as you do) and decided to sort myself out (so to speak) seconds before climax I heard footsteps coming up the stairs and Mum shouting out my name :eek: so I blasted my load into an old pair of boxers and then in blind panic just threw them and covered myself and grabbed a book to pretend I was reading. Mum opened the door and started talking to me, so I played it cool....then I looked up and the boxers had infact stuck to the wall above the door and were very slowly sliding down...mum finished what she was saying then left and shut the door...at the precise moment of the door shutting the boxers fell down and hit the floor with an almighty "slap"
 
Also once when I was about 14/15 I was horny (as you do) and decided to sort myself out (so to speak) seconds before climax I heard footsteps coming up the stairs and Mum shouting out my name :eek: so I blasted my load into an old pair of boxers and then in blind panic just threw them and covered myself and grabbed a book to pretend I was reading. Mum opened the door and started talking to me, so I played it cool....then I looked up and the boxers had infact stuck to the wall above the door and were very slowly sliding down...mum finished what she was saying then left and shut the door...at the precise moment of the door shutting the boxers fell down and hit the floor with an almighty "slap"

hahahahahaha
 
One day, when i was about 16, i was at my house with 2 of my mates, playing on the computer, watching tv. The stuff you would expect from a bunch of 16 year old kids.

Anyway, me and one of my friends, had taken a liking to getting hold of "Max power" magazines (the car magazine but with softcore pictures of women) So it wasn't long before we got them out and were staring wide eyed at the topless girls with the very suggestive interviews they printed alongside it. So anyway, the other friend was quite mesmerized by the pictures, and continued to look at them after we got bored. So the next thing i know, we were playing on the Playstation, and my friend goes... "im going to the toilet" I asked him why he was taking the magazine with him and he replied "oh, theres cars for sale in the back, and i wanna look at them." So off he went.

10 minutes passed and me and my friend started to wonder what was taking him so long, so we crept out to my bathroom door and took a peek through the keyhole. There i was greeted by the sight of my friend, sitting on the floor, trousers and pants off with his legs wide open, facing me, with the magazine opened on the page of a topless girl, bashing one out on my bathroom floor. We both retreated to my bedroom in shock, and when he finally returned, the magazine had a big crease on the page of the topless girl where he was clutching it so tightly. I promptly disposed of the magazine after he had left.

I'm not friends with the guy any more but we told loads of people all about it and how small his wang was, so I guess someone must have mentioned it to him haha
 
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