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When I was about 11 I found the VHS tape "Chinese Kamasutra" under my parent's bed and ran downstairs shouting about what kind of film it was and showing everyone (we had guests round). I got some beats that day!! I honestly thought it was a Kung-Fu movie because it had Chinese in the name.
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HAHAHA! :D
 
Burnsy2023 said:
In answer to lowrider007, I mean the loose bits of skin at the sides of your nails that can be bitten off when you have run out of nail to chew.
I don't mean fingers that have been bitten off! What - do you think I'm sick?!? ;-)
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Thanks dude, this is maybe just me but you know sometimes your hear or read something that your brain doesn't quite get and you feel weird like your brain is going to short circuit lol, I just had that feeling, it's not nice, thanks for saving me, even though it was your fault in the first place :p
 
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Burnsy2023 said:
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When I was about 11 I found the VHS tape "Chinese Kamasutra" under my parent's bed and ran downstairs shouting about what kind of film it was and showing everyone (we had guests round). I got some beats that day!! I honestly thought it was a Kung-Fu movie because it had Chinese in the name.
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Once when I was drunk, I came home with my girlfriend. We were going at it, and anyway, 1/2 way though she needed a wee. Because we were both naked, I told her to just go in a pint glass I had in my room. After she went, I proceeded to drink said pint of wee, much to her delight.
We had a bit of and odd sexual relationship, and I wish I was with a girl like that now to be honest, I love the kinky stuff. My sex is now boring lol.
 
And in a rather weird turn of events, I've had an email from one of the crossdressers suggesting as swap of contact details. If you both wish to proceed, send me an email from your normal email address and I'll swap email addys...
 
I think I am a sex addict or even verging on a sex pest.
I experimented with my mothers boyfriends daughter when we all went on holiday together (I guess I was about 12)
She had the shock of her life when I put her hand on it under a blanket in the front room haha.
She jacked me off on the back seat of the car on the way home too . (her little brother was also on the back seat with us but we kept it under the duvet / blanket)
Never told anyone that to this day. Mum split up with the bloke in the end so never saw her again.
but it didn't end there.
I always fancied my cousins and was always round their house as I never had any brothers or sisters to play (innocently) with. I would leave late at night to walk home, little did they know I peeked through the curtains from outside and watched them get undressed.
As we got older in to teenagers I used to exercise with one of them and ended up gaffa taping my shlong to my leg as I'd be rock hard from watching her in those tight leotard things.
Well into my teens now and I couldn't get enough of beating the meat, in the school toilets, under the desk (that took some covering up)
I've even done the dirty on two of my mates and had sex with their partners.
I crack onto every woman I meet, whether they are married or whatever...

I think I ended up damaging myself internally by beating it weirdly (sort of flicked it between my fingers furiously so that the glans would slap each thigh instead of shaking the pot) although I have a good length I assume by stretching the chord that pulls it to attention, it has now made it much harder to get a full rock lob.
The worst thing about it is that I'm not that an attractive guy and GF's aren't forethcoming that often, when they do come along I've never had one that is very lively in the sack.
They are all so boring and just lie there. :(

I feel I am destined to a life of beating my own meat every day to satisfy the urge unless I meet a nympho someday.
 
Burnsy2023 said:
Once when I was drunk, I came home with my girlfriend. We were going at it, and anyway, 1/2 way though she needed a wee. Because we were both naked, I told her to just go in a pint glass I had in my room. After she went, I proceeded to drink said pint of wee, much to her delight.
We had a bit of and odd sexual relationship, and I wish I was with a girl like that now to be honest, I love the kinky stuff. My sex is now boring lol.
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That is ****ing disgusting :eek:
 
Burnsy2023 said:
And in a rather weird turn of events, I've had an email from one of the crossdressers suggesting as swap of contact details. If you both wish to proceed, send me an email from your normal email address and I'll swap email addys...
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AAHAHHAAHAHAHA

OMFG


AHAHAHAHA

*BREATH*

HAHA BRILLIANT :D
 
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