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I always wanted to give some girl a Brown Tatoo so after having a one night stand with a girl when I was 19, I waited for her to fall asleep, went to her toilet to push one out, didnt wipe my bottom and proceeded to giver her a brown tatoo on her upper arm before putting on my clothes and doing one out of her flat. I never saw her again. I felt really guilty afterwards as she was a nice girl.
 
Burnsy2023 said:
Every week for 4months straight i had a female friend stop over,we would go at it for ages and then both sleep until the morning,what she didnt know was that when she fell asleep i would get the condom out of the bin and smear the contents onto her face and clothes :( Never said this before until now :)
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Burnsy2023 said:
I always wanted to give some girl a Brown Tatoo so after having a one night stand with a girl when I was 19, I waited for her to fall asleep, went to her toilet to push one out, didnt wipe my bottom and proceeded to giver her a brown tatoo on her upper arm before putting on my clothes and doing one out of her flat. I never saw her again. I felt really guilty afterwards as she was a nice girl.
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To both of you:

Why. Just why? None of that makes sense to me. Its funny, but doesnt make sense to me.
 
Did you not wipe your ass after giving her the brown tattoo? if not then that's madness, your trousers must be "nice".....

I call shens on that one. Pics or it didn't happen!
 
Burnsy2023 said:
Every week for 4months straight i had a female friend stop over,we would go at it for ages and then both sleep until the morning,what she didnt know was that when she fell asleep i would get the condom out of the bin and smear the contents onto her face and clothes :( Never said this before until now :)
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That nearly had me spit coffee all over my monitor. :p
 
Burnsy2023 said:
I always wanted to give some girl a Brown Tatoo so after having a one night stand with a girl when I was 19, I waited for her to fall asleep, went to her toilet to push one out, didnt wipe my bottom and proceeded to giver her a brown tatoo on her upper arm before putting on my clothes and doing one out of her flat. I never saw her again. I felt really guilty afterwards as she was a nice girl.
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Who ever did this needs to own up so I can personally give you this emoticon: :cool:

LOL
 
Burnsy2023 said:
I always wanted to give some girl a Brown Tatoo so after having a one night stand with a girl when I was 19, I waited for her to fall asleep, went to her toilet to push one out, didnt wipe my bottom and proceeded to giver her a brown tatoo on her upper arm before putting on my clothes and doing one out of her flat. I never saw her again. I felt really guilty afterwards as she was a nice girl.
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She must have been a heavy sleeper!
 
I was expecting a few more along the lines of "I killed a man. A man... who looked like me."

Actually that's a FSOL track
 
Sime said:
Jesus Burnsy, your one sick ****!!
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Burnsy2023 said:
I always wanted to give some girl a Brown Tatoo so after having a one night stand with a girl when I was 19, I waited for her to fall asleep, went to her toilet to push one out, didnt wipe my bottom and proceeded to giver her a brown tatoo on her upper arm before putting on my clothes and doing one out of her flat. I never saw her again. I felt really guilty afterwards as she was a nice girl.
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You certainly spiced up her sex life. ;)

Bring on the next perv. :D
 
Burnsy2023 said:
I always wanted to give some girl a Brown Tatoo so after having a one night stand with a girl when I was 19, I waited for her to fall asleep, went to her toilet to push one out, didnt wipe my bottom and proceeded to giver her a brown tatoo on her upper arm before putting on my clothes and doing one out of her flat. I never saw her again. I felt really guilty afterwards as she was a nice girl.
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AHAHAHAHA
 
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