Story 2
Old old next door neighbours when i was around 16-17 (just started college) we had aunties dog over for 2/3 days and they had a dog next door so when our girl dog was out their boy dog would be up at the fence all the time scenting etc, so me and a friend at the weekend decided to give him so payback (as it always ran into the back yard) so set up a small tube and had these tiny ball bearings my mates dad used in his work, something to do with pistons and hydraulics, and rigged the tube up to a bike pump, mate in the bedroom window directed where to shoot, so me holding tube and foot at the ready... mate shouted "Pull" as it fired the contents of the tube hurtled at the dog causing a very painful yelp, the rest due to my lack of control hitting the brickwork (as these were stepped gardens you see) smacking into that and hitting directly into the kitchen window smashing it in about 3/4 places.
I hope to god that's not true. How would you like it if someone started firing ball bearings at you?