***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***

[Knubje]

No to stop me slipping.

PMSL, works in icey conditions - can't hurt right?

 

[Gaygle]

LOL 5*'s

I especially ROFL'd at the guy who pee's his bed every time he gets trashed (sorry).

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

No to stop me slipping.

Genius

 

[gillywibble]

No to stop me slipping.

 

[Burnsy2023]

When I was a young kid, I would never use the toilet. Instead I would go down to the back of the garden and do my business down there. My dad used to get really mad because all of his plants were dying and he could never figure out why. He still doesn't know why to this day.

 

[Andr3w]

Thread
Just
Got
Interesting

Stars!!

 

[WillyNelson]

Futon shop hoover maturbation story

Not difficult to work out who this was. You filthy beggar!

 

[Baz]

Classic! have a sprinkling of Stars!

 

[Dj_Jestar]

that send anonymous site doesn't work. Just tried pranking a friend and it never arrived.

 

[Burnsy2023]

that send anonymous site doesn't work. Just tried pranking a friend and it never arrived.

Deadfake worked when I tested it last night.

 

[Wiggins]

lmao@doing his business at the bottom of the garden.

 

[Dj_Jestar]

Deadfake worked when I tested it last night.

I tried the one quoted in the OP.

 

[Burnsy2023]

I tried the one quoted in the OP.

Seems a bit hit and miss. I've removed it from the OP.

 

[Cosimo]

I would never use the toilet

This is turning into a weirdo/retard convention.

Keep 'em coming

 

[DJ_Switch]

Ignore.

 

[Baz]

Ignore.

Too late already read it

 

[Siliconslave]

Ignore.

whats this i have in my inbox? something about playing battleships and bad music....

 

[vincent1989]

I have never told anyone this and I am so ashamed of it, but here goes.

I used to work in a futon shop in the high street of my town. I was only 14 and for some reason the Asian couple who owned it trusted me on my own there when they went out for lunch. The shop had a funny layout and the point where the till was was in a little alcove part, so no one could see you from outside the shop (but they would if they walked in).

I was doing some hoovering because I was bored and for some reason I decided it would be a good idea to put my penis inside the the sucky thing on the hoover. I did this for around 5 minutes and then decided it was probably a bit risky pleasuring myself on the floor of a shop which I was supposed to be looking after.

To this day I can only hope that they didn't have CCTV in the shop.

I once made love to a hollowed out butternut squash

I regularly stare at my fiancees mums cleavage wishing i could see what was underneath, i probably wouldn't feel guilty about giving her the old one two......thinking about it the same goes for her sister

i reckon ScarySquirrel is one of these three, feel free to indicate in the positive if i'm correct.

 

[Cosimo]

whats this i have in my inbox? something about playing battleships and bad music....

..... and something about not using the loo and mum catching me doing the Hoover.....

 

[Vonhelmet]

Anonymouse.org definitely works. I tried it last night and it e-mailed me at 3 in the morning or something.

It does delay the e-mails by a random length of time, up to 12 hours, but it does work.

Maybe stick that in the OP?