The Banter Thread

[Alpherah]

Chelsea announce that they have a 'reasonable amount' of season tickets on sale for members with '0 loyalty points' .

All the Abramavic fans jumped ship to City it seems.

 

[toshj]

Not that many of you will care, but some of you may remember him!

Uwe Rosler to take over at Brentford! Great to have him back in England. Almost lost out to cancer a few years ago, and also opened up the Norwegian league over a period of a few years by bringing relative success to a few smaller teams. Good guy.

Edit - sorry, meant to be in the transer thread!

 

[Tom84]

There's a competition on manutd.com to design our official USA Tour 2011 shirt, here are some of the early front runners;

I lol'd

 

[Shamikebab]

That bid for Sneijder one should have 'sell Gibson' in blue on the back

 

[aaron333]

Did any of you just see the dad of the woman that posed in lingerie with her mascot costume for charity? Some of the stuff he said, "I mean, it's not like her legs were open" and "I've read the Daily Sport a couple of times and it's erm.....some of the stories aren't good" or something along those lines. Oh yeah, "It's not really porn is it...I mean she was just in her Underwear"

EDIT: Here's the story, http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-st...-for-sexy-charity-photoshoot-115875-23190903/. Hopefully the interview pops up on youtube in a bit.

 

[Viper²]

Did any of you just see the dad of the woman that posed in lingerie with her mascot costume for charity? Some of the stuff he said, "I mean, it's not like her legs were open" and "I've read the Daily Sport a couple of times and it's erm.....some of the stories aren't good" or something along those lines. Oh yeah, "It's not really porn is it...I mean she was just in her Underwear"

EDIT: Here's the story, http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-st...-for-sexy-charity-photoshoot-115875-23190903/. Hopefully the interview pops up on youtube in a bit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-13716449

"As far as I'm concerned I'm going to put this whole thing to bed and let Tracy get on."

 

[aaron333]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Almunia

Quick, read the first line of "Early Career" before it changes

 

[Azza]

Ronaldinho still got it!

 

[Martynt74]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Almunia

Quick, read the first line of "Early Career" before it changes

I missed it, what was it?

My mates just emailed me saying

"Walked past Andy Carroll this morning outside a barrister’s chambers. Can see the chambers now from my window; three SSN reporters have been waiting outside all day. Dunno what it’s about!"

Wonder what he's been up to now!

 

[BaZ87]

Is your mate in Barbados because that's where Carroll is

 

[Martynt74]

Hmm, maybe it was someone else then!

 

[BaZ87]

Or maybe Carroll flew home to get an injunction taken out to stop the release of any more photo's of him with Rooney.

 

[Purdy]

Ronaldinho still got it!

amazing.

Giggs shagging his brother's wife too? What a guy.

 

[One More Solo]

Headline of the century?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...napped-puffing-away-cigarette-LA-holiday.html

 

[CliffyBiro]

lolDailyMail

 

[Weebull]

Poolside bed? Sharing mobile phones? Fag puns?

Massively gay.

 

[Moothead2]

Is your mate in Barbados because that's where Carroll is

This picture made me laugh, Carroll looks like something from Lord of the Rings.

 

[Biz.Kid09]

What do you get..
...when you cross Demba Ba and Berbatov?

Hopefully that is his name rather than an awful spelling mistake

 

[Weebull]

Why are the first two letters so out of place compared to the rest?

Smells fishy to me.

 

[IceBus]

I wish someone would get 'Drogbar'. Those Ashley Cole photos are awful, I love that the entire footballing world - Arsenal supporter or not - can happily get behind thinking about Cole as a complete jeb end.