The correct way to eat a custard slice?

Razor-BladE · 13 May 2013 at 16:11

DJMK4 said:
What the **** is a custard slice...?
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Genuine lol. That's exactly what I said when I saw the thread title.

Yaayuh! · 13 May 2013 at 16:12

Eames said:
Was scratching my head, a correct way to eat custard tarts? Have I been eating them incorrectly, is there some etiquette that is correct for eating a custard tart?

I just put them in my mouth, should I do a little dance before I eat it perhaps?

panyan said:
custard SLICE, not tart

anyone can eat a tart, were talking about SLICES - get with the programme

+1

Jeeze, wake up and smell the custard man! Slices, not a tart! you.... tart!

G|mp · 13 May 2013 at 16:13

Xire · 13 May 2013 at 16:14

Rub it all over my danglies and let a group of dogs go to town.

G|mp · 13 May 2013 at 16:14

Custard slice Inception!

Bromhead · 13 May 2013 at 16:14

WITH A SHOVEL.

gillywibble · 13 May 2013 at 16:15

Squeeze gently with both hands, then lick from the base to the top. Repeat until all the gooey goodness has gone.

Razor-BladE · 13 May 2013 at 16:15

I've never even seen that before in my life.. do they sell it in supermarkets?

G|mp · 13 May 2013 at 16:16

gillywibble said:
Squeeze gently with both hands, then lick from the base to the top. Repeat until all the gooey goodness has gone

That's what she said.

G|mp · 13 May 2013 at 16:17

Razor-BladE said:
I've never even seen that before in my life.. do they sell it in supermarkets?

You've not lived son.

Course they do, go and get one, eat it and the report back how it went!

Nimdok · 13 May 2013 at 16:17

G|mp said:
You've not lived son.

Course they do, go and get one, eat it and the report back how it went!

Don't forget to include how you ate it, and if you managed to not make a mess (not that you'll succeed).

The Dread Pirate · 13 May 2013 at 16:18

Razor-BladE said:
I've never even seen that before in my life.. do they sell it in supermarkets?

Yes in the dreaded cream cakes section where many a wallet hath lost it's lifeblood!

Kosmiche · 13 May 2013 at 16:18

G|mp said:
You've not lived son.

Course they do, go and get one, eat it and the report back how it went!

Please don't post on your facebook wall about it though, no one cares they don't appreciate that type of thing there.

DJMK4 · 13 May 2013 at 16:18

Ever seen American pie?

Well.... Yeah

G|mp · 13 May 2013 at 16:19

A custard slice virgin, you need to do this, go, go now.

The Dread Pirate · 13 May 2013 at 16:20

Eames said:
Please don't post on your facebook wall about it though, no one cares they don't appreciate that type of thing there.

WHAT?!?!?! :eek:

Down with this sort of thing! :mad:

PapaLazaru · 13 May 2013 at 16:22

I use a fork.

Mat · 13 May 2013 at 16:23

Why would anyone invent such a ridiculously impractical piece of confectionary without also conceiving of a method of it's consumption?!

I get my butler to cut it into easily manageable sections thus negating the worry associated with dairy based products going astray.

Razor-BladE · 13 May 2013 at 16:23

Haha. I'll report back back in an hour or so

wannabedamned · 13 May 2013 at 16:24

I recommend eating it before leaving the supermarket. Yep. Definitely.