The Cryptolambo had gone to the moon... Time for Cryptolambo 2!!!

Firestar_3x said:
Given the OP has met multiple people on this forum and doesn't come across as a muppet in real life (as i understand), i doubt it.
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Yet he does drive a Lambo to Tesco and blip the throttle on his insanely loud custom exhaust :D

Which is all fine, but when you then fail the attitude test and then take to a forum it is quite loller.

Clearly has an "ACAB" attitude otherwise would have just said "yeah sorry officer, a young lad was really excited by the car so I blipped for a second"; or "sorry officer I was in the wrong mode".
 
Well I've had some interesting correspondence back today.

At this stage I'm not going to post what it is exactly as I need to look at how best to use it, but I have in writing a statement that shows 4 of the officers have lied/made misleading statements to their senior officer as to how the car was being driven and/or actions related to it.
 
So basically they've realised that there's nothing in what you did that they can use against you, so they've all had a chat with each other and decided to make up a story about how naughty you are and are trying to get a book thrown at you...
 
I am guessing you don't have a dash cam @kindai?

Obviously I am making assumptions, but assuming you weren't dougnutting around the supermarket car park banging off the limiter and just being a general satchel. 3 police cars seems slightly overkill, you see less cars chasing down numpties on Police Interceptors.
 
Jester* said:
I am guessing you don't have a dash cam @kindai?
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At this point I may invest in one, but no, on the way in and out if this Morisons theres a small road in and out with walls that makes a nice sound, so I just blipped the throttle down there before having to brake as you come upto a junction on a blind bend.
 
teenwolf said:
still have a hard time proving they lied.
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This in theory should be a slam dunk, if I had a dashcam then I would prove it, but the evidence will be on the police cars cams at this point so just making inquiries how to ensure that footage doesnt mysteriously go missing before tipping my hand.
 
kindai said:
This in theory should be a slam dunk, if I had a dashcam then I would prove it, but the evidence will be on the police cars cams at this point so just making inquiries how to ensure that footage doesnt mysteriously go missing before tipping my hand.
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Follow their social media in case they make a post look at this swagger car we pulled over blah blah blah.
 
Firestar_3x said:
Given the OP has met multiple people on this forum and doesn't come across as a muppet in real life (as i understand), i doubt it.
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He does seem genuine so I also doubt that he is been selective with the truth but some people on the internet would. Even one simple piece of information missing could turn the whole situation on its head. :)

What happens if it turns out some member of the public made a complaint to the police about his "loud" lambo? Surely that makes the S59 valid to a degree?
 
Greebo said:
He does seem genuine so I also doubt that he is been selective with the truth but some people on the internet would. Even one simple piece of information missing could turn the whole situation on its head. :)

What happens if it turns out some member of the public made a complaint to the police about his "loud" lambo? Surely that makes the S59 valid to a degree?
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That is like me complaining a motorbike is loud, or the TVR that drove past me was loud.
People can complain about many things but the reality is said people need to be told "Sir, its a car, with a big engine, it makes noise just like the plane that just flew overhead made noise, so its not illegal so we cannot do anything and won't do anything" or in other words, get a grip and get on with life, don't try to stop other peoples enjoyment when in reality some noise did you no harm.

The amount of cars out and about that make god aweful pops and bangs, I don't like or enjoy it but I am not gonna complain its just life and it did me no harm. Or just like when a neighbour decides to do building work or kids are out playing making noise, its life, get on with life, enjoy life.

Fact is there are people who just enjoy complaining, meanwhile there are bombs falling in Ukraine.
 
Gibbo said:
That is like me complaining a motorbike is loud, or the TVR that drove past me was loud.
People can complain about many things but the reality is said people need to be told "Sir, its a car, with a big engine, it makes noise just like the plane that just flew overhead made noise, so its not illegal so we cannot do anything and won't do anything" or in other words, get a grip and get on with life, don't try to stop other peoples enjoyment when in reality some noise did you no harm.

The amount of cars out and about that make god aweful pops and bangs, I don't like or enjoy it but I am not gonna complain its just life and it did me no harm. Or just like when a neighbour decides to do building work or kids are out playing making noise, its life, get on with life, enjoy life.

Fact is there are people who just enjoy complaining, meanwhile there are bombs falling in Ukraine.
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Except in some cases it is illegal.

I've basically got a bean can strapped to my bike because it sounds ****ing glorious to me but I know I'm one copper having a bad day away from a slapped backside but that's the risk you take.
 
tom_e said:
Except in some cases it is illegal.

I've basically got a bean can strapped to my bike because it sounds ****ing glorious to me but I know I'm one copper having a bad day away from a slapped backside but that's the risk you take.
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True but some cars are bonkers loud out the factory, my Lotus been one of them, or an old classic for example or even cars like a Jaguar F-Type if equipped with the V6 or V8 are extremely fruity even in totally factory trim.
 
Gibbo said:
True but some cars are bonkers loud out the factory, my Lotus been one of them, or an old classic for example or even cars like a Jaguar F-Type if equipped with the V6 or V8 are extremely fruity even in totally factory trim.
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What about a bright orange Lambo with a £20k ultra-loud custom exhaust leaving a Morrisons car park? :D:cry:
 
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