The OCUK highway code

Django x2 · 1 Mar 2011 at 14:22

agw_01 said:
I had a butt land in the gutter in front of my windscreen once. I also had my window open, imagine if it'd come through the window and into the car.

It's pretty dangerous and selfish. Cars have ashtrays for this very purpose.

Apart from cars with the smoke pack option deleted, but then I guess you wouldn't smoke in that car

BigglesPiP · 1 Mar 2011 at 14:27

We usually do have turn left on red light via the filter arrow.

I want: Compulsory acceleration while overtaking, especially on the motorway, especially if I have moved from lane 3 to lane 2 to allow you to pass.

Mucky_Pup · 1 Mar 2011 at 14:33

Dogbreath said:
Flicking cigarette butts out of car windows will be punishable by a finger removed for each offence.

Better solution, ban smoking whilst driving.

Mine: get rid of front number plates to stop spoiling the looks of cars.

Participant · 1 Mar 2011 at 14:36

You must flash when you want to let someone out / turn in front of you, as opposed to gesticulating. You must not look annoyed that I didn't react sooner because I could not see your wild arm flailing from behind your very shiny and reflective windscreen.

merlin · 1 Mar 2011 at 14:41

I would ban school runs if you lived within 1.5 miles of your childrens school.

eatcustard · 1 Mar 2011 at 14:45

BMW and Audi drivers are not allowed on the Motorway between 7am and 8pm
Under 22 year olds not allowed to driver after 10.30pm and 5am
Under 22 year olds not allowed to mod a car, that includes gay sounding subs and exhausts.
Diesels cars drivers must give way to petrol/LPG cars at all times
Men are not allowed to drive MX5s and MR2s, unless they public announce they are gay.

HamZilla · 1 Mar 2011 at 14:48

Front fog lights to be made illegal by EU or a fog sensor that will only allow the lights to work when there is sufficient fog.

Montala · 1 Mar 2011 at 14:50

eatcustard said:
Diesels cars drivers must give way to petrol/LPG cars at all times.

I hope you weren't serious about that one... especially bearing in mind the performance of some of the newer diesels, such as some of those from the Mercedes stable, for example!

mufc802 · 1 Mar 2011 at 14:50

DiamondMark said:
Cyclists, remove them all.

Oh dear.

How about some way of capturing cyclists going through red lights and give an automatic fine, maybe putting a registration plate on them.

DM · 1 Mar 2011 at 14:53

Yateszy said:
Oh dear.

How about some way of capturing cyclists going through red lights and give an automatic fine, maybe putting a registration plate on them.

No, best to just remove them, im afraid its the only way.

mufc802 · 1 Mar 2011 at 14:54

DiamondMark said:
No, best to just remove them, im afraid its the only way.

Funny guy.

I have another, better suggestion for the thread, no car over 1.2 litre for the first year of driving after passing test.

DM · 1 Mar 2011 at 14:58

Yateszy said:
Funny guy.

I have another, better suggestion for the thread, no car over 1.2 litre for the first year of driving after passing test.

You can make new drivers walk for a year for all i care

spoogle · 1 Mar 2011 at 14:58

minimum speed camera for the **** that was doing 40mph on the dual carriageway this morning into work...just an accident waiting to happen

Delboy · 1 Mar 2011 at 15:03

Black box recorders in every car + front & rear facing cameras with the ability to upload footage of idiots on the road directly to the police system for analysis and pending ban.

eatcustard · 1 Mar 2011 at 15:06

Montala said:
I hope you weren't serious about that one... especially bearing in mind the performance of some of the newer diesels, such as some of those from the Mercedes stable, for example!

I have a Petrol and an LPG vehicles, so you move out of my way

and Diesel cars smell.

Participant · 1 Mar 2011 at 15:10

DiamondMark should be thankful for cyclists as they a) reduce the number of cars he has to flash to move out of the way of his Bentley and b) reduce his share of the NHS bill

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mufc802 · 1 Mar 2011 at 15:13

Robbie G said:
DiamondMark should be thankful for cyclists as they a) reduce the number of cars he has to flash to move out of the way of his Bentley and b) reduce his share of the NHS bill .

Not to mention the reduction of traffic cue's.

-Ad- · 1 Mar 2011 at 15:14

eatcustard said:
BMW and Audi drivers are not allowed on the Motorway between 7am and 8pm
Under 22 year olds not allowed to driver after 10.30pm and 5am
Under 22 year olds not allowed to mod a car, that includes gay sounding subs and exhausts.
Diesels cars drivers must give way to petrol/LPG cars at all times
Men are not allowed to drive MX5s and MR2s, unless they public announce they are gay.

You seem to be quite against gays, also what about those people who work night shifts and are under 22, or those who are designated drivers?

Fail rules that I hope are a joke!

DM · 1 Mar 2011 at 15:15

Robbie G said:
DiamondMark should be thankful for cyclists as they a) reduce the number of cars he has to flash to move out of the way of his Bentley and b) reduce his share of the NHS bill .

Never let it be said i begrudge the NHS sorting out any cyclists i run over!

eatcustard · 1 Mar 2011 at 15:27

-Ad- said:
You seem to be quite against gays, also what about those people who work night shifts and are under 22, or those who are designated drivers?

Fail rules that I hope are a joke!

Your post is pointless :rolleyes:

Do you really think what I have posted would get into the highway code?

The word GAY does not always mean a homo, its also use as rubbish or original meaning of happy.
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back on topic

Maximum speed for under 22s fixed at 50mph, 60mph on motorway after 12 months probation.

Maximum BHP for under 22s set at 65BHP or 85BHP per tonne