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He says that with a completely seroius face too, what a clown of a human being.
The Rise of Lonely Single Straight Men
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Women never seem to post these "how can I attract men, look at the state of me" photos, desiring advice from their peers, how about it girls, let's have a look at what baseline we are working with... 
You're the confident equal of us men, don't be shy.
You're the confident equal of us men, don't be shy.
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If god doesn't make mistakes then explain to me after he made a women why he thought it was necessary to put a mouth on her?
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Do you run/gym at all?
That and a better diet will clear your skin up massively. Do you drink water?
Water, veg, meat and some fitness. I'd bet the chances of you feeling better with some simple changes will be massive.
As others have said, beard, shave and sort the mono brow you'll look like 99% of bald guys. Actually look like the guy from stranger things imo.
If you wear contacts, try glasses. Works for woman. Helps create symmetry allegedly.
Do you run/gym at all?
That and a better diet will clear your skin up massively. Do you drink water?
Water, veg, meat and some fitness. I'd bet the chances of you feeling better with some simple changes will be massive.
As others have said, beard, shave and sort the mono brow you'll look like 99% of bald guys. Actually look like the guy from stranger things imo.
If you wear contacts, try glasses. Works for woman. Helps create symmetry allegedly.
GJ one step at a time
you'll soon be feeling much more confident and better about your self.BTW normal people who post pictures online never show their normal resting face which is one of the reasons a lof of folk likely think "why are other people so much better looking?"
people raise their eye brow muscles, maybe puff their cheeks lightly to get rid of any cheek lines from their nose to towards their mouth etc and raise and tilt there head to one side to get a jaw bone showing.
so if your ever trying dating on an app/website you'll need to practise posing in a mirror before you take any shots or you'll just look like a weird miserable person compared to everyone else.
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GJ one step at a time
BTW normal people who post pictures online never show their normal resting face which is one of the reasons a lof of folk likely think "why are other people so much better looking?"
people raise their eye brow muscles, maybe puff their cheeks lightly to get rid of any cheek lines from their nose to towards their mouth etc and raise and tilt there head to one side to get a jaw bone showing.
so if your ever trying dating on an app/website you'll need to practise posing in a mirror before you take any shots or you'll just look like a weird miserable person compared to everyone else.
What about people who identify as vampires?
Coldplay have a new album??
It's true, either all hair, or no hair, inbetween very rarely works.Further on the Tucci look, I’m going to embarrass @LiE but he posted some photos of an ace transformation a while back… looked super!
Is it time to shave it all off?
Further to my post above, the Netflix film “The Silence” is completely naff but the main actor in it was rocking this look and made it work well. Slightly scruffier than I was suggesting but you get the idea. I remarked when watching that he looked pretty handsome! Be aware that this does...forums.overclockers.co.uk
It feels like a counselling thread...
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Actually the title of this thread is a bit ambiguous, from the posts it seems as if, far from rising up, the lonely, single straight men are being advised to ponce about in front of a mirror trying to emulate the late Sean Connery.
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If you want a further tip: try playing loads of Civ 4.
I do that, and I'm pretty tall and lean with a full head of hair, at 52.
I do that, and I'm pretty tall and lean with a full head of hair, at 52.
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Shouldn't you be sprouting eyes and going a bit soft and wrinkly before being buried to do your reproductive stuff?
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I've already got my reproductive stuff out of the way- a very unpleasant business, I'm sure we'd all agree.
You could, if you felt able to, go to a barber just to have it all done professionally, then take it from there and do it yourself to keep on top of it all.
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Hats off for taking onboard the good advice given. It's about doing lots of small things, getting a routine going and before long you'll be surprised how different you'll feel (and look).
Don't forget to post pics of all the babes
Do this. My first time I had it done professionally.
Sounds like a lot of work to me. It's as simple as just getting out there and meeting people and being you. Start with that and the rest will followGJ one step at a time
BTW normal people who post pictures online never show their normal resting face which is one of the reasons a lof of folk likely think "why are other people so much better looking?"
people raise their eye brow muscles, maybe puff their cheeks lightly to get rid of any cheek lines from their nose to towards their mouth etc and raise and tilt there head to one side to get a jaw bone showing.
so if your ever trying dating on an app/website you'll need to practise posing in a mirror before you take any shots or you'll just look like a weird miserable person compared to everyone else.