The worlds WORST jokes in here please.

[gillywibble]

The orange one is brilliant Tonyator

 

[xJcBx]

What's Green, Got 6 Legs, and if it jumped off a tree onto you, you would die?
A Snooker Table

100th post

 

[KizZ]

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

 

[Guest2]

What's Green, Got 6 Legs, and if it jumped off a tree onto you, you would die?
A Snooker Table

100th post

Its been posted and ive quoted it already...

-500 posts.

 

[Tonyator]

Statistically, 9/11 people won't get this joke

 

[Sone]

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

]Statistically, 9 out of 10 people on OcUK will know that joke site

 

[Majago]

Orange joke

Brilliant!

Statistically, 9/11 people won't get this joke

Ooh, I see what you did there

 

[SlyReaper]

A man walks into a sandwich shop and reads a sign saying "we make all kinds of sandwich here". He says to the shopkeeper "make me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy".

 

[biuro74]

OK, if someone needs really bad joke - read a joke from another culture No guarantee that works here, but...

What's that: small, black, is knocking the window ?
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A kid inside the oven.

 

[touch]

OK, if someone needs really bad joke - read a joke from another culture

I doubt even the mighty google skills of OcUK could find a joke in german.

 

[Schizo]

whats long and thin and covered in skin...red in parts and goes in tarts ?

 

[Gaygle]

I'm physically in tears at the OP joke.

I have the stupidest sense of humour.

 

[Schizo]

I'm physically in tears at the OP joke.

I have the stupidest sense of humour.

i found it very funny as well.

never seen that one before.

 

[Gaygle]

Q. Why does scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

A. Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat.

 

[Psymonkee]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

I see your joke and raise you:

What's pink and fluffy?


Pink fluff!



What's Blue and fluffy?









































Pink fluff holding it's breath!

 

[Delboy]

Two Drums and a Cymbal Fall off a Cliff
















b'doom, tssh

 

[Tonyator]

That got a proper lol from me!

 

[iamdjdz]

Btw Tefal, I read that joke the last time you posted it, and the thread was locked before I finished, and I just want to say I hate you.

 

[something_totally_different]

OK, if someone needs really bad joke - read a joke from another culture No guarantee that works here, but...

What's that: small, black, is knocking the window ?
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A kid inside the oven.

my favourite so far purely as i just plain wasnt expecting ... that!

 

[MikeHunt79]

"BETTER NATE THAN LEVER"