This Instant And Moment - 2022!

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Most food is still fine years after the best before date.

There was a shop selling out of date food. Including crisps 8 months out of date. Had some crisps 6 weeks after the BBD. They were starting to lose their crispness. 8 months out of date crisps are softs!
 
I suffered probably the most common household accident last night. Walking back from the toilet in the dark, I smashed my toe straight into the corner of a wooden unit. Thought nothing of it but woke up this morning and it’s black and purple and can’t walk on it. Dontvthink I’ve broke it but damn, does it hurt :(
 
robfosters said:
I suffered probably the most common household accident last night. Walking back from the toilet in the dark, I smashed my toe straight into the corner of a wooden unit. Thought nothing of it but woke up this morning and it’s black and purple and can’t walk on it. Dontvthink I’ve broke it but damn, does it hurt :(
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Winced whilst reading that. Unlucky mate!
 
Gone away, worried I’ve left the foreman on. Very unlikely, but should have unplugged it too (now added to my leaving checklist!). One of those things I just do without thinking. Hopefully can see on the cameras later whether the light comes on.
 
What the **** has happened to barbers? I've tried every barber within a mile or two today and not one would cut my hair without me making an appointment first. What's really bizarre is that 99% of them were empty. I said to the bloke in one place that all I want is my mohawk trimmed so it's the same length as my sides, because I'm growing my hair long again, which will take 10 minutes max. And even though there were three barbers standing around chatting and playing on their phones and 4 empty chairs he said I'd need to make an appointment. I said, "OK, can I make me an appointment now for 5 minutes time please?" No joy, because apparently I have to make it via phone.
 
Malevolence said:
What the **** has happened to barbers? I've tried every barber within a mile or two today and not one would cut my hair without me making an appointment first. What's really bizarre is that 99% of them were empty. I said to the bloke in one place that all I want is my mohawk trimmed so it's the same length as my sides, because I'm growing my hair long again, which will take 10 minutes max. And even though there were three barbers standing around chatting and playing on their phones and 4 empty chairs he said I'd need to make an appointment. I said, "OK, can I make me an appointment now for 5 minutes time please?" No joy, because apparently I have to make it via phone.
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You didn't have your phone?
 
Malevolence said:
What the **** has happened to barbers? I've tried every barber within a mile or two today and not one would cut my hair without me making an appointment first. What's really bizarre is that 99% of them were empty. I said to the bloke in one place that all I want is my mohawk trimmed so it's the same length as my sides, because I'm growing my hair long again, which will take 10 minutes max. And even though there were three barbers standing around chatting and playing on their phones and 4 empty chairs he said I'd need to make an appointment. I said, "OK, can I make me an appointment now for 5 minutes time please?" No joy, because apparently I have to make it via phone.
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Was it a Turkish Barbers?

Have you noticed several spring up on the high street in recent years and most are empty - money laundering.
 
robfosters said:
I suffered probably the most common household accident last night. Walking back from the toilet in the dark, I smashed my toe straight into the corner of a wooden unit. Thought nothing of it but woke up this morning and it’s black and purple and can’t walk on it. Dontvthink I’ve broke it but damn, does it hurt :(
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Probably broken a toe.

Aged 9/10 - I got my foot caught up on the radiator pipe that comes from the floor when I ran to the loo. Bruise covered a third of my foot. Not able to put weight on toes. Doctors at A&E were baffled by how I didn’t break any bones.

Had three more instances of injuring foot, unable to put weight down on foot. X-rays each time and no broken bones.

Still not broken a bone in 41 years on this earth
 
Im wondering when Im going to stop getting the white interstitial page:

"Overclockers is checking your browser. This can take up to 5 seconds..."
 
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