Dear lord this company.
So I have been a customer for 26 years, first when they were Telewest, then Blueyonder and finally Virgin Media
Currently paying £50 a month for 350mb internet (No TV, No phone line) using their chronically turd Superhub 2 from 10 years ago
The Internet has been trash for ages and also the wifi drops at least once a day meaning I have to hard reset my Superhub 2 to make the Internet work again
Phoned up and said the internet is unreliable and overpriced (especially with the new price increases) and I want to cancel, they put me through to the disconnections team.
Told them I want to switch to BT as im fed up with them. They gave me some long talk about how much they value a customer of 26 years and then put me on hold whilst they tried to find me some super awesome deal to keep me on board.
They come back and offered me three options
- Keep my 350mb internet and pay £46 a month but no new Superhub so my internet is still turd, it's just £4 cheaper (woweeee)
- Upgrade my internet to 500mb and give me a free Superhub 4 for £55 a month
- Upgrade my internet to 1gb for £65 a month plus a one-time installation fee for a Superhub 5
It's like they didn't get the 'too expensive part'. Anyway putting that aside they were all still pretty bad deals. So I ask why do I have to pay for a Superhub 5 ? I've been using your crappy Superhub 2 for 10 years and at no point have I ever been offered a free upgrade on it and now you expect me to pay for a Superhub 5 if I upgrade to your even more expensive 1gb internet?
I then pointed out that the Superhub 4 supports 1gb internet as well so if they were going to give me a free Superhub 4 for upgrading to 500mb why would they not give me a free Superhub 4 for upgrading to 1gb internet.... this was greeted with stunned silence followed by me being put on hold for 5 minutes. So they come back and say that you have to upgrade to a Superhub 5 for 1gb internet. I said no this is nonsense I have friends who get 1gb internet on a Superhub 4. I explained that I may as well upgrade to 500mb for one month, get the free Superhub 4 and then upgrade that to 1gb internet as then they won't try and force a Superhub 5 on me if I do this. They could not give me any kind of logical response to this and instead just repeated the deals they had already offered me.
I ended up just canceling at which point they said ok there is a 30-day cancellation period which I accepted but then they said 'You also have to return your Superhub 4 or be charged £65' at which point I absolutely lost my **** and told them I do not have a Superhub 4 I have Superhub 2, you literally offered me a Superhub 4 as part of the 500mb upgrade so why the hell would you think I already have one... to which they replied 'our system says you have a superhub 4' to which I replied 'koff, are you deaf, ping it, it's a Superhub 2, are you seriously telling me that you're going to charge me £65 if i don't return a barely functional superhub 2 from 10 years ago' ? To which they replied yes. I put the phone down.
Stupidest company ever.