What film did you watch last night?

Mother!

Weird movie, and I had to look up what it meant. Made loads more sense once I found out it was a bunch of Biblical allegory. Trippy, but would not watch again.

6/10

It (2017)

So so SO much better than the old version, stuff actually happened, Pennywise was nice and creepy, and parts were pretty funny. Sophia Lillis is going to grow up to be hawt.

7/10
 
I’d agree with that review, just watched it tonight. The first hour was boring. Think I would have preferred a documentary, the clip at the end was great. Incredible bravery from Desmond Doss.
I'll have to read about the true story, but I couldn't get over (a) how ridiculous it was to start a battle at the bottom of a cliff and have to climb up and (b) why the Japanese didn't just push forward to the cliff as their defence point :confused:
 
I'll have to read about the true story, but I couldn't get over (a) how ridiculous it was to start a battle at the bottom of a cliff and have to climb up and (b) why the Japanese didn't just push forward to the cliff as their defence point :confused:

Or indeed why they didn't just cut down the net that allowed the US troops to climb up in the first place.
 
The Greatest Showman (2017) - 6/10

Plenty of toe tapping songs, glitz and glamour in this musical, but the more modern pop style doesn’t always fit with the Victorian setting.

The film mostly looks great and the story has strong morals, but doesn’t flow as well as it should and the drama and darker elements are mostly glossed over in favour of having a good time.

Still, if it’s entertainment, powerful songs and dance pieces you’re after, you should enjoy it.
 
Bladerunner 2049

Ford picks up a pay cheque
Gosling does one line "Drive"
Leto doesn't let up with his staged pretentiousness staggered delivery
Mediocre Score
Ludicrous plot holes
Overlong punchy wunchy fight scenes
Token Replicant rebellion army ham fisted in.

Much to long and riddled with nonsense

6/10

It's getting a 6 not a 5 cause of the eye candy.
 
Bladerunner 2049

Ford picks up a pay cheque
Gosling does one line "Drive"
Leto doesn't let up with his staged pretentiousness staggered delivery
Mediocre Score
Ludicrous plot holes
Overlong punchy wunchy fight scenes
Token Replicant rebellion army ham fisted in.

Much to long and riddled with nonsense

6/10

It's getting a 6 not a 5 cause of the eye candy.

I'd give 1/10 sheer utter pants.

Total waste of 2.5hrs of my life.

Gosling is one the most wooden 'actors' ever.

Don't waste your time - Watch the fire go out instead.
 
interstellar - never seen it before but just finished it. I can't believe people rate it - the story is the most badly written pretentious garbage i have ever seen in a mainstream movie. Its like a badly written student film by someone with a child's understanding of physics. I don't know what it is but it isn't a sci-fi movie.
 
interstellar - never seen it before but just finished it. I can't believe people rate it - the story is the most badly written pretentious garbage i have ever seen in a mainstream movie. Its like a badly written student film by someone with a child's understanding of physics. I don't know what it is but it isn't a sci-fi movie.
It’s proper bilge, aye.
 
Ok over the last few days, rewatched the first two films of the Planet of the Apes and finally sat down to watch War of the Planet of the Apes.

First two films were brilliant, definite 8/10s.

War of the Planet of the Apes 6/10 For me, this movie wasn't great. It was nothing like I was expecting and was different than the first two movies.
 
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) - 7/10

A solidly fun and entertaining action film.

It doesn’t really have the charm of the original and the plot is a simple rehash of the original, but it manages to stay fresh and exciting thanks to the good range of characters, top special effects and modern take on events.

Plenty of jokes and a warm moral ending make up for the lacklustre villain and predictably cliché romance sub-plots.
 
interstellar - never seen it before but just finished it. I can't believe people rate it - the story is the most badly written pretentious garbage i have ever seen in a mainstream movie. Its like a badly written student film by someone with a child's understanding of physics. I don't know what it is but it isn't a sci-fi movie.

Yep,

Utter dross...the robot walks things ( a nod to the monolith in 2001) where laughable along with the majority of the rest of the movie...I hated it...
 
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