Caporegime
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XXX: Return of blah blah 3/10
I don't know what possessed me to watch this really. I quite like Vin Diesel films and remember the original being a fun popcorn action film. This was just abysmal though despite a star-studded cast (some might say too many stars). The dialogue felt like it was crowd written by a gaggle of horny, rebellious 15 year olds. Even the setpieces weren't that good. The Fast and the Furious series look like Oscar material compared to this.
Also has one of the worst celebrity 'guest stars' in a ridiculously awkward scene at the start with Samuel L Jackson and Neymar.
I don't know what possessed me to watch this really. I quite like Vin Diesel films and remember the original being a fun popcorn action film. This was just abysmal though despite a star-studded cast (some might say too many stars). The dialogue felt like it was crowd written by a gaggle of horny, rebellious 15 year olds. Even the setpieces weren't that good. The Fast and the Furious series look like Oscar material compared to this.
Also has one of the worst celebrity 'guest stars' in a ridiculously awkward scene at the start with Samuel L Jackson and Neymar.