Not sure if serious or just dumb Friday post?
I want it looking proper, if that means going through lots of different ones to try them out then so be it. At least it means someone else won't have to next time round. I like many others here choose to share experiences with people. I thought this section was unlike that type of GD posting mantra.
I've got Alca blades on mine at the moment. They've been on there 18 months or so and I am very happy with them, only issue is that at speed they can miss the drivers side bottom corner due to being pushed off the screen slightly.
The BMW 'Evo Flat' wipers for the E46 were also very good. Repranded Bosch AFAIQ but fit and work quite well. Only issue is they are overpriced and you have to get them from BMW.