Caporegime
Sounds similar to mine then. I having a panic attack from oil seepage from the engine, I came from a fiesta that was bone dry, never leaked one drop.
I thought i was getting some serious blow-by and my rings are shot, it was only when i thought about it and figured the car wasn't using any oil or smoking that i stopped panicking.
I've already removed my SAI since the pump body had cracked, i intend to tidy up the rest of the PCV system next.