What's the biggest animal you could fight?

hungryhungry123 · 8 Aug 2006 at 18:31

I think the key to taking down any sea-borne animals - remember this one children - is to plug their blow holes.

Except dolphins. I once saw a news article where a guy had put an ice lolly stick in a dolphins blowhole for a laugh, it butted him in the face and killed him in one blow :eek:

SeriousPigeon · 8 Aug 2006 at 18:32

singist said:
....... and it was a bull not a horse IIRC

Yep. He fought and killed quite a few by punching and snapping their horns off.
Lost his concentration once and got gored. Recovered though.

Seal cub culling should be easily doable though.

SexyGreyFox · 8 Aug 2006 at 18:38

hungryhungry123 said:
Except dolphins. I once saw a news article where a guy had put an ice lolly stick in a dolphins blowhole for a laugh, it butted him in the face and killed him in one blow

And also remember kids not to hold onto that thing sticking out or else you'll get done for interfering with a dolphin.

mattx2 · 8 Aug 2006 at 18:46

Seriously theres one animal I wouldn't like to fight the Honey Badger

http://www.badgers.org.uk/badgerpages/honey-badger-05.html said:
The honey badger also has a reputation for killing animals by attacking the scrotum; the victim then bleeds to death. It is alleged that the ratel has, through its attacks, castrated various mammal species, including humans.

vanpeebles · 8 Aug 2006 at 18:51

just thought of a nasty animal! those birds with the flick out dagger claws

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary

can cut yer guts out!

nemtizz · 8 Aug 2006 at 18:57

An Elephant.

Mark A · 8 Aug 2006 at 18:59

cheets64 said:
Footage of a man fighting a grizzly bear.

Click

LOL .

I think i could take down any large 4 legged animal with a long run up then a perfectly executed drop kick

.

Mark

Pumpkinstew · 8 Aug 2006 at 19:01

Belmit said:
I'd also go for an ostrich, lanky buggers but possibly susceptible to a good sweep.

No chance. Their knees are on backwards. FACT!
The ostrich and emu are quite capable of eviscerating a man from neck to groin with one swift blow. And those things are born mean. Just look into their eyes, nothing but cold,dark malice.

I think the biggest I'd take on is a giant tortoise. I'd out maneuver it before rolling it onto it's back and chocking it in place. Then it's just a case of getting a good book and waiting it out. Verrrrryyyy Sloowwwwwly oowwwwned.

Zip · 8 Aug 2006 at 19:01

Mat said:
I'd like to take on a medium sized kangaroo wearing boxing gloves. Although a well aimed kick to my pods by those feet would render me instantly useless.

You would get Owned :eek:

The balance on there tail and Kick with both feet :eek:

Kangaroos are dangerous and have killed people.

You might be able to take on a wallaby though

nemtizz · 8 Aug 2006 at 19:03

Mark A said:
LOL .

I think i could take down any large 4 legged animal with a long run up then a perfectly executed drop kick .

Mark

I absolutely love that video, seen it thousands of times.

Pumpkinstew · 8 Aug 2006 at 19:03

vanpeebles said:
just thought of a nasty animal! those birds with the flick out dagger claws

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary

can cut yer guts out!

Every native australian speces is deadly. Those koalas may look cute but they know Koala Fu and are sometimes awake enough to use it.

Zip · 8 Aug 2006 at 19:07

vanpeebles said:
just thought of a nasty animal! those birds with the flick out dagger claws

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary

can cut yer guts out!

Violent creatures they are :eek:

Some stories ive heard about them

Not long ago a Pelican Pulled a man in a wheel chair into a river then stole his fish

One of these birds

vanpeebles · 8 Aug 2006 at 19:13

Zip said:
Not long ago a Pelican Pulled a man in a wheel chair into a river then stole his fish

even australian birds are criminals

Amp34 · 8 Aug 2006 at 19:31

TBH I think a lot of it would be luck, a lot of animals are supprisingly strong but still have weaknesses such as eyes, nose, jaws etc. If you could get to one of the animals weaknesses without getting crushed or ripped apart and actually do some damage you could have a good chance. I dont think punching or kicking would really do much to most larger animals, it wont do much to a lot of larger dogs.

I think I could take out any dog if I wasn't unlucky but anything bigger I would certainly struggle.

Digital Punk · 8 Aug 2006 at 19:42

penski said:
...The yard owner discovered a severely injured macaw and a dead dog the next morning.

He fought the Macaw....and the....Macaw won!

penski · 8 Aug 2006 at 19:43

Digital Punk said:
He fought the Macaw....and the....Macaw won!

6/10

Let down by superfluous use of the word 'the'.

Must try harder.

*n

Digital Punk · 8 Aug 2006 at 19:44

penski said:
6/10

Let down by superfluous use of the word 'the'.

Must try harder.

*n

Thats how the lyrics go!

Tru · 8 Aug 2006 at 19:44

Digital Punk said:
He fought the Macaw....and the....Macaw won!

HA!

comp builder · 8 Aug 2006 at 19:52

i reckon i could take quite a few animals if i had a gun or metal pole