What's the biggest animal you could fight?

[branddaly]

Get me a bear proof suit ala Project Grizzly, and I'll take on a bear quite happily.

However if I'm not allowed body armor then anything around the size and strength of a Border Collie, so long as I;m allowed to use my teeth.

 

[Killa_ken]

It's goonads are the size of your face and the strength of a concrete wall.

shot gun anyone

 

[penski]

Didn't that little Christian Daniel kid stab up a big lion with a rose thorn or something back in Gods day? Either Christians are rock or Lions are pussies.

I think Jesus once ate a bear. Live.

*n

 

[iCraig]

Lions are pussies.

Were pussies.

 

[Tru]

shot gun anyone

Taking a gun to a fight is not

 

[Pixel]

I reckon I could murder a baby giraffe, and with well-placed punches I could knock-out a few seals.

 

[SourChipmunk]

My uncles dog spilled my pint with his tail once....

Roffles! I just spat coffee on my monitor.

 

[JohnnyG]

I think Jesus once ate a bear. Live.

Was that some sort of stage show, like the Dangerous Dogs Act?

 

[atpbx]

Adult male black Rhino.

With one hand tied behind my back, standing on one leg while trying to walk across a tight rope juggling chainsaws.

 

[Manlove is my forte]

Adult male black Rhino.

With one hand tied behind my back, standing on one leg while trying to walk across a tight rope juggling chainsaws.

pussy

 

[yhack]

Adult male black Rhino.

With one hand tied behind my back, standing on one leg while trying to walk across a tight rope juggling chainsaws.

pfft, the chainsaws arn't even on

 

[atpbx]

pfft, the chainsaws arn't even on

Huh they ARE on AND i set them on fire with rocket fuel poured from a lemonade bottle and NOT the proper container.

 

[Rich_L]

Huh they ARE on AND i set them on fire with rocket fuel poured from a lemonade bottle and NOT the proper container.

Don't forget lit by generating sparks from placing testicles on a belt sander. Grrrrr.

 

[cheets64]

Footage of a man fighting a grizzly bear.

Click

 

[VaderDSL]

Footage of a man fighting a grizzly bear.

Click

lol love that advert, why can't they make adverts like this nowadays instead of the pap we get from Halifax or esure

 

[Pete_m]

when i was 15 or so, me and a friend found ourselfs walking through some allotments in which there was a goat that jumped up him.. i ran into and knocked it to the ground no problem it was quite a big goat too, it was much taller than him on its back two legs. maybe 6ft +

 

[cheets64]

lol love that advert, why can't they make adverts like this nowadays instead of the pap we get from Halifax or esure

I love the bit where the bear does the Ali shuffle

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Deer would own you.

I reckon I could take a cow if I kicked its udder hard enough and dropped it.

I've got a mate who's a farmer and he's a big lad. When he's at one of my gigs I often take great pleasure telling the audience how last year he was attacked by one of his cows, trampled to the ground and ended up in hospital for a week. He was a lucky lad because his wife was there and scared the cow off by screaming at it - nothing knew there then.


I reckon I could take a giraffe on. I'd wrap my little fat body round one of its legs and bring it down.

 

[vanpeebles]

when i was 15 or so, me and a friend found ourselfs walking through some allotments in which there was a goat that jumped up him.. i ran into and knocked it to the ground no problem it was quite a big goat too, it was much taller than him on its back two legs. maybe 6ft +

that reminds me, theres a place in sunderland that has a massive billy goat on guard, its the boss!

 

[singist]

EDIT: I was mistaken it was Masutatsu Oyama the founder of Kyokushin Karate, I am still trying to find a link.

....... and it was a bull not a horse IIRC