What's the biggest animal you could fight?

Tru · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:09

-Tauren- said:
I suppose i could try and take on a blue whale, or a great white or something spectacular, and most probably lose. Depending if its out of the water or not. lol

Just what I was thinking. I'd take on almost any shark in my own garden, I know the layout and potential weapons, my pond is tiny and would give the shark almost no room to maneuver.

sunlitsix · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:10

any animal, any place, any time :cool:

Mobius 1 · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:10

Tru said:
Just what I was thinking. I'd take on almost any shark in my own garden, I know the layout and potential weapons, my pond is tiny and would give the shark almost no room to maneuver.

Haha. See? Not really a fair fight but at least you'd kill something a lot larger than you, mind you a blue whale couldnt really fit in many ponds.

Von Luck · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:12

Rich_L · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:16

Why do we always need to fight? I would sit down and engage in peaceful dialogue with the animal in question, finding out what fuels their anger and drives their violent struggle against humans and work towards a constructive one-state solution where animal and human can live side by side in peace without conflict.

JohnnyG · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:18

There's also the issue of how ****** off at the beast you were.
If it was just an exhibition fight to find out who was hardest it'd be tough to really get angry & not pull any punches. But if a buffalo tried to get off with my bird or a hippo spilt my beer in the pub I'd really leather it.

Mobius 1 · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:19

Rich_L said:
Why do we always need to fight? I would sit down and engage in peaceful dialogue with the animal in question, finding out what fuels their anger and drives their violent struggle against humans and work towards a constructive one-state solution where animal and human can live side by side in peace without conflict.

And you can talk to animals? :rolleyes:

SourChipmunk · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:20

Rich_L said:
Why do we always need to fight? I would sit down and engage in peaceful dialogue with the animal in question, finding out what fuels their anger and drives their violent struggle against humans and work towards a constructive one-state solution where animal and human can live side by side in peace without conflict.

Very good.

Rich_L · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:21

-Tauren- said:
And you can talk to animals?

Animals are people too y'know :rolleyes:

Ricochet J · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:21

Eddie Murphy can.

Killa_ken · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:21

elephant and kick it in the goonads :cool:

Tru · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:22

Rich_L said:
Why do we always need to fight? I would sit down and engage in peaceful dialogue with the animal in question, finding out what fuels their anger and drives their violent struggle against humans and work towards a constructive one-state solution where animal and human can live side by side in peace without conflict.

Damn hippy.

My uncles dog spilled my pint with his tail once....

Ricochet J · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:22

Killa_ken said:
elephant and kick it in the goonads

It's goonads are the size of your face and the strength of a concrete wall.

penski · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:22

Rich_L said:
Why do we always need to fight? I would sit down and engage in peaceful dialogue with the animal in question, finding out what fuels their anger and drives their violent struggle against humans and work towards a constructive one-state solution where animal and human can live side by side in peace without conflict.

You sound like a hippy to me. Maybe one of those poofters or commies too.

Tru said:
Just what I was thinking. I'd take on almost any shark in my own garden, I know the layout and potential weapons, my pond is tiny and would give the shark almost no room to maneuver.

Did you ever read Bear v. Shark? Clicky.

*n

Mobius 1 · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:24

Rich_L said:
Animals are people too y'know

Ok

makes sense now.

penski · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:24

They had the right idea in Ancient Greece:

Although the reliance on spears is probably because they were all fairies...What with all the recreational bumming and paedophilia they got up to...

*n

iCraig · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:26

sunlitsix said:
any animal, any place, any time

Killer Whale.

In the surf of a seal infested beach.

Whales feeding time.

Andelusion · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:26

I think I could manage a mature Wombat.

Rich_L · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:27

penski said:
Although the reliance on spears is probably because they were all fairies...What with all the recreational bumming and paedophilia they got up to...
*n

Doesn't surprise me tbh, animal cruelty is one of the most common indicators of future homosexuality/paedophila.

JohnnyG · 8 Aug 2006 at 17:27

Didn't that little Christian kid Daniel stab up a big lion with a rose thorn or something back in Gods day? Either Christians are rock or Lions are pussies.