Not necessarily stupid, but a couple of things I heard that have stuck with me for years
Man on outdated racer pushbike, complete with cycle clips, talking to a cornered pigeon in a shop doorway:
"The best club I've ever been to was in Paris..."
Fairground ride operator/announcer with unfortunate lisp:
"Woll up for the superfast wide, 2 more seats, 2 more widers, it's a turbo wide, hold tight..."

Man on outdated racer pushbike, complete with cycle clips, talking to a cornered pigeon in a shop doorway:
"The best club I've ever been to was in Paris..."
Fairground ride operator/announcer with unfortunate lisp:
"Woll up for the superfast wide, 2 more seats, 2 more widers, it's a turbo wide, hold tight..."