Why are YOU single?

Its worrying a lot of you fellas are not in relationships. Any of that watched Idiocracy will know what I am on about.

Whilst many of you are highly intelligent and have successful lives, you are not reproducing due to certain quirks that make NO sense. On ther hand low IQ idiots in council estates are having it off with whatever they can find. Propagating the dumbest most feeble of modern society. So in effect your shyness and akwardness is dooming the whole of humanity to a dull stupid existence.

Being born isn't just a right to be yourself and not experience discomfort. Get yourself out there in the "real" world, get rejected a few times get slapped a few times. Eventually you will find your life partner. Relationships are damn difficult and you will feel lonely even after you are in one, but at least you will be "backing up" your genetics rather than letting them waste away into oblivion.

Most of you on here have passed the filter test of being able to read, compose sentences and build computers. All of this displays a marginally higher IQ than your down scrounging egits who have 4 children and live on the never, never. Make this world a geek world and knock someone up! there are plenty of women willing to take your seed.. Just find one!
 
waspy88 said:
All of this displays a marginally higher IQ than your down scrounging egits who have 4 children and live on the never, never. Make this world a geek world and knock someone up! there are plenty of women willing to take your seed.. Just find one!
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Why does being in a relationship mean inseminating ovum?:confused:
 
I think I'm single because I have the social skills of a tea pot. Not a happy well used tea pot (the one with the lovingly knitted cozy), more the sort of just the wrong size to useful tea pot that sits at the back of cupboards. You know the one, it's a peculiar shade of brown that was last fashionable in 1973.

Actualy it might just been because I talk nonsense. And also most of my friends who are my age are either married or single and don't seem bothered by it. :(
 
I'm single because this girl I was sort of seeing has called it all off. Broke my heart has taken months to get over...

No worries though because I pulled last night and I'm going back to Uni in 9 weeks. So good times. :)
 
I'm single as I found every woman I've ever had a relationship with turned out to be completely psychotic, and then one day it dawned on me that I was probably causing their psychosis, so now I give them a wide berth for both our sakes. :D
 
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