Why do people buy Rustlers microwave burgers?

[andy_mk3]

Damn, I really fancy one of these now

 

[Strife212]

As bad as they are. They are godlike compared to some of the Rustlers imitations. Try some of the Rustlers rip offs. I had one once and I cannot describe how bad it was.

 

[Akagi]

As bad as they are. They are godlike compared to some of the Rustlers imitations. Try some of the Rustlers rip offs. I had one once and I cannot describe how bad it was.

A rip-off of a rip-off of a burger rip-off?

Can we go deeper?

 

[OhEsEcks]

As bad as they are. They are godlike compared to some of the Rustlers imitations. Try some of the Rustlers rip offs. I had one once and I cannot describe how bad it was.

The reeeeaaaally cheap ones you get from the supermarkets branded as their own stuff. Absolutely rank.

 

[Strife212]

The reeeeaaaally cheap ones you get from the supermarkets branded as their own stuff. Absolutely rank.

Yep. The 'meat' is so, so, so bad.

 

[Pighardia]

I occasionally take a Rustlers to work with me if I haven't had any dinner during the day(work nights). They aren't bad if you toast the bun imo...having said that though, I haven't had one in about a year.

I couldn't eat them regularly, but I don't see a problem with them if you are in a rush or something. Definitely toast the bun though!

 

[Noxia]

A Rustlers burger is one of those things I fancy annually, eat and then regret.

 

[andy_mk3]

A Rustlers burger is one of those things I fancy annually, eat and then regret.

No ragrets.

 

[OhEsEcks]

A Rustlers burger is one of those things I fancy annually, eat and then regret.

I've just had chinese takeaway and feel pretty much like that right now.

 

[Akagi]

I'm the same way with kebabs. Though I fancy them more often.

 

[OhEsEcks]

Kebabs are another "I know I shouldn't but I'm going to anyway" food. Instantly followed by "I immediately regret this decision". The speed with which the two states hit and you flip from one to the other is incredible.

 

[smelly_legend]

OP - stop thinking and Rustlers.

 

[Orionaut]

I'm the same way with kebabs. Though I fancy them more often.

Kebabs are fine!

Lord only knows what they are made of but late at night after ten pints of "Wife Beater" they certianly hit the spot!

As long as they are well done I doubt if you will come to any harm!

 

[Wizzfizz]

I've just had chinese takeaway and feel pretty much like that right now.

All that lovely MSG

 

[QlimaxUK]

 

[div0]

Rustlers... pffffffff.. FRAY BENTOS steak and kidney pie, is where it's at (checks blood pressure.. ;_; )

Reading this thread got me thinking that the worst thing I remember eating as a student was a frey bentos pie. Quite possibly the worst thing I've ever eaten.

 

[Orionaut]

Reading this thread got me thinking that the worst thing I remember eating as a student was a frey bentos pie. Quite possibly the worst thing I've ever eaten.

But Ohh! The Pastry!

 

[div0]

Even the chemical coated floor sweepings in a pot noodle didn't repulse me as much as that did - in fact they tasted positively delightful in comparison!

 

[Orionaut]

Even the chemical coated floor sweepings in a pot noodle didn't repulse me as much as that did - in fact they tasted positively delightful in comparison!

Not-Foodles are actually pretty reasonable emergency nutrition!

One just shouldn't rely on them for regular sustenance!

(Back in my Uni days there were regular scurvy scares (IE Bleeding Gums! Teeth falling out! Etc.! ) relating to people who had attempted to rely on Pot Noodles as their main source of food! )

 

[Mr Badger]

When going to that much effort I think I would rather buy a half decent burger patty and a bread roll.

Just get out there and bring down a fresh Elk. Dammit man, if a job's worth doing...