Why do people buy Rustlers microwave burgers?

[Akagi]

Just get out there and bring down a fresh Elk. Dammit man, if a job's worth doing...

With my bare hands....

 

[Mr Badger]

lol. Wasn't it Marie Antoinette who supposedly said 'Let them eat cake' ? She was beheaded. Never mock the poor for they shall inherit the earth !

Allegedly just a nasty propaganda stitch up. Now, if she had said Let them eat Rustlers...

 

[Mr Badger]

With my bare hands....

Could wear gloves if you're that squeamish.

 

[Iraklis F.C.]

What the **** is all that slime that comes out with it??

and i raise you

 

[V F]

It's been years since I tried one but it sounds like you may have microwaved it for too long.

The bun was always better toasted instead of microwaved.

The chicken ones were much tastier than the beef burgers in my experience!

I tried these. Must admit, the chicken/chicken sauce was the nicest. The long barbecue was nice as well.

They are nice done in an halogen oven. 180c, 12 minutes. Flip the core over at 6 minutes. Stick the roll in for the remainder 2 minutes. Lovely, hot, no sogginess and a balance of crispness and warm airy.

Though, I found they were only good for a somewhat quick snack. I wouldn't live off them.

 

[Akagi]

A million times better! I would almost eat another one. But it still wasn't great...

 

[arknor]

they skipped the bit where they paint the food?

 

[Malevolence]

A million times better! I would almost eat another one. But it still wasn't great...

Theat's how I do the buns too. I have the 1/4 pounder, then put some sliced raw onion on and some Colman's Chunky Burger Sauce.

I cook my food from good quality fresh ingredients each and every day, so if I want to indulge in the odd bit of dodgy microwave fast-food every now and then, I bloody hell will. To hell with all the sanctimonious, holier-than-thou food snobs, they can take the proverbial long walk on a short pier.

 

[Freefaller]

Oooh someone has issues!

 

[esoteric]

Not had a Rustler in years. A bloke at work had 1 the other day and it was tiny, not the same size I remember, or it was just his burger which I think was a Rib burger.

 

[snitcher]

the target market is not you in that case.

 

[Raymond Lin]

A million times better! I would almost eat another one. But it still wasn't great...

cook the burger on the grill too, sod the microwave

 

[godinman]

cook the burger on the grill too, sod the microwave

Also, buy/make a decent burger and then get some actually nice rolls and make something not **** for probably less money.

 

[Tombo]

they skipped the bit where they paint the food?

What?

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Not had a bloke at work had 1 the other day and was tiny, not the same size I remember, or it was just his burger which I think was a Rib burger.

I would watch this film.

 

[Housey]

I've never had one but I'm going to now, I NEED to test the quality.

Oooh someone has issues!

It was an hilarious out of nowhere toys moment wasn't it

 

[Redz]

It was an hilarious out of nowhere toys moment wasn't it

Tantrums in a thread about microwave slurry disguised as food?

 

[mattyprice4004]

OcUK in microwave burgers are **** shocker.
I have to say (and it pains me to say it) but McDs have actually upped their game recently - when I worked there, they shifted a lot of their focus onto improving existing stuff, and since then it's been pretty good.

And yes, I did work there. I'd say that's why I'm a fatty, but the damage was done by then

 

[Freefaller]

I've never had one but I'm going to now, I NEED to test the quality.



It was an hilarious out of nowhere toys moment wasn't it

Do report back. If you survive!

Yes some people really take things far too seriously! Ah well long live the poor!

 

[Akagi]

Unless I'm some kind of pioneering whiz or founder or inventor, I can't really be anything other than poor at 19.

I do accept donations though.