Didn't enjoy it then Chokka?![]()
While Benny Hill music plays
Cheers, I will give it a listen later. There was another great one he did, night of the seven or something.
Maybe I'm getting older but I'm really starting to like music like that as well as Ludivico Einaudi.
It was an awful episode, in all aspects. The picture quality on NowTV was the worst that I've ever seen, the plot was terrible, the story rubbish.
It was so dark throughout that I thought my TV was broken. Whatever they did to the footage, it ruined the ambience for me because I was constantly straining to try and make out what was going on.
The plot armour for characters was ridiculous. Brienne, Jamie and most of the others should all be dead. The amount of times they were overrun, looked shattered and beaten, but still managed to defend themselves was ridiculous. Sam lying on a bed of undead, with them all reaching up and more moving onto him, suddenly shrugging them off like the Hulk was just silly. Ser Jorah practically being the only one returning from the Dothraki charge, only to then die defending Dany, how convenient. The Dothraki charging into total darkness was stupid tactics, the Unsullied attacking in front of a single spiked fortification was rubbish as well. They had so much time to prepare the defences (or at least to sit around and chat about loads of rubbish in the first two episodes) but only set up one layer of these? The Unsullied would have been more effective standing behind them and attacking any that tried to make it over. But sure, it's just a TV show so what does that matter?
Bran was pointless, flying around as a flock of ravens with no apparent goal in mind was just filler, Arya was awesome until she suddenly wasn't, and Theon dying the way he did was utterly pathetic. "You're a good man Theon". "CHARGE!". Lol, whatever.
And let's not even talk about how the entire Night King storyline was brought to the most abrupt end by some magical Ninja antics. I thought it was going to revolve around some single-combat between the Night King and someone else. Or at least Bran would somehow show some sort of amazing power, rather than just being a completely helpless white-eyed cardboard cutout.
I knew this season was going to end up being a rushed mess, but I really wasn't expecting this. The first two episodes have been pretty mediocre. For a TV show that's been up there with the best for the other seasons, they really are making a mess of it now. I want to see how the rest of it plays out, but I really don't think the writers are going to end up doing it justice at all![]()
It was an awful episode, in all aspects. The picture quality on NowTV was the worst that I've ever seen, the plot was terrible, the story rubbish
And let's not even talk about how the entire Night King storyline was brought to the most abrupt end by some magical Ninja antics. I thought it was going to revolve around some single-combat between the Night King and someone else. Or at least Bran would somehow show some sort of amazing power, rather than just being a completely helpless white-eyed cardboard cutout.
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GoT used to be intelligent and relatable characters doing things you could understand in weird situations. That was an hour and a half of previously relatable characters doing things which you couldn't understand at all. Why did Arya go on her little sneak through a library when she'd previously killed more white walkers than that in the castle entrance? Why did they line up outside the castle when it was clear that they'd be overrun and their best chance was fighting in tight spaces? Why didn't Bran use the ravens or Dany the dragons to scout before sending in their best fighters? Why did nobody burn the dead - you learn in series 2 (?) that that's the only way to stop them becoming white walkers, and everyone knows that the NK was there and could raise them. Likewise, why hide in the crypt, where there's a ready made army of undead?
I'm fine with it being entertaining TV and don't need it to be hyper accurate, but it needs to enable you to suspend disbelief. That episode did not, as characters kept making stupid and wholly uncharacteristic mistakes and decisions.
I still think it is one of the best series that's been aired.
GoT used to be intelligent and relatable characters doing things you could understand in weird situations. That was an hour and a half of previously relatable characters doing things which you couldn't understand at all. Why did Arya go on her little sneak through a library when she'd previously killed more white walkers than that in the castle entrance? Why did they line up outside the castle when it was clear that they'd be overrun and their best chance was fighting in tight spaces? Why didn't Bran use the ravens or Dany the dragons to scout before sending in their best fighters? Why did nobody burn the dead - you learn in series 2 (?) that that's the only way to stop them becoming white walkers, and everyone knows that the NK was there and could raise them. Likewise, why hide in the crypt, where there's a ready made army of undead?
I'm fine with it being entertaining TV and don't need it to be hyper accurate, but it needs to enable you to suspend disbelief. That episode did not, as characters kept making stupid and wholly uncharacteristic mistakes and decisions.
Some were bad choices the writers/directors went with. Some is the limitation of filming a tv show, it has a big budget but still nothing like a 2hr blockbuster movie has per minute of film and this was nearly an hour and a half of battle - plot points aside you have to admit a lot of it was spectacular. Went to see Endgame and it's final 3rd felt a bit meh in comparison.
Watching the behind the scenes they didn't want the hordes to be seen, only heard to build up the tension until they crashed into the unsullied ranks (and some crash it was too, went through 5 ranks before slowing). As others have said, the Dothraki are just too expensive to have around. The battle was under the walls of Winterfell where they'd build a huge set with trenches etc. They made the choice to get rid of them quickly to show what they were up against and save $.
Personally I'd have had them show bonfires etc and let us see the blue eyes and shadows of the walkers but then have the NK extinguish the fires after the charge was in full swing leaving just the light of the swords.
The Arya in the library was meant to break up the battle as they thought viewers will have fatigue so went with a more horror story vibe. She'd got knocked about a bit and reverted a bit up until Melisandre asked her about the God of death. Could have done without the blue eyes line, I know it was from about 4 years ago but still. Spelled out how it would end.
Don't think anyone had time to go about burning the dead mid battle![]()
I was the same (even struggling to see through the banding/artifactsWhen the Dothraki charged towards the WK's and the lights started going out, with that silence. I actually said "****" ... I've never said a word watching all of the previous episodes. That scene was stunning. The atmosphere, the composition, the directing. Sublime.
NK is a bit of a fanny, wouldn't take on JS in 1v1 combat. Disappointed.
I was the same (even struggling to see through the banding/artifacts). When the unsullied wait, and wait, and wait, and then get hit by a WWZ-type wall of zombies.. zomg. Mental. I just wish they did some better cinematography, both in lighting it properly and maybe doing some good "oners" like battle of the *******s. John running away from the dragon was good, but doesn't have the same impact because ya know, CGI.
When the soft music hit and everyone was on the edge of giving up, that's such an overrused tool (no sound effects, soft music) but it actually really hit me.
I have a feeling this is going to turn out like Lost where some major grumpy-chops are going to complain and complain and complain online, because their expectations are on planet Mars, and are forgetting that it's a TV show. And one that needs some sort of conclusion.
NK is a bit of a fanny, wouldn't take on JS in 1v1 combat. Disappointed.
It would have been a much better ending.
The problem is once valyrian steel or dragonglass touches NK he dead, that was his risk and he knew that hence he didn't fight, perhaps?