Met a clown on the roads the other day.
M25, driving 55mph in the fast lane, no cars in middle or left lane, refuses to move over.
Im in a queue of cars behind this idiot, they move over and go undertaking, I go to do the same and he starts indicating to finally move over.
I swing back into the fast lane and just crack on past him as he pulls into the middle lane, to sit there.
Anyway about a mile later in traffic, he's next to my car, window down, calling me every word under the sun and thrown his coffee all over my car.
Why? because he felt I passed him too closely... As in he moved to the middle lane and as I passed in the fast lane, he felt I was too close. He also then said I gave him a hand gesture, which is just comical.
So, I started laughing at this because it was funny and the guy was clearly unhappy with his own life. He goes on about how I could have killed him, leaving his wife and kids no daddy and all this nonsense.
To which he then starts shouting that to get out the car, I'll smash up your piece of **** (Jag XE against his 13 year old vauxhall van with a "made in briton" sticker on the back), I continued to laugh and said his life must be awful and you must not be too happy.
Well that kicked it off even further, he then tried to block my car by pulling in front, I pulled around. Told him not to do that again and to quit being a little child over and over again until he realised just how pathetic he was and sped off. I made sure to give him a real big wave as I flew past him 20 seconds later.
I dont care truthfully about him or whats happened, I can clean my car and he's clearly low IQ, unhappy with his cruddy life, job and car. What really concerns me and makes me laugh is his threats of violence to myself and my vehicle.
ooking at this guy, early to mid 50s, clearly builder type, overweight as hell, I doubt he can run 50m, but he wants to get out and start a fight with a lad half his age, unquestionably much fitter. I wont say anything about myself, but I can fight and am not scared to fight, I'm sensible enough not to fight though.
If I had got out my car, this would have been on the daily mail, who knows how it would end up, but I know I would end up in a better position than him. But regardless if you know you'd win the fight or the legal battle, its just not worth the embarrassment and crap that comes along with it.