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[Mujja]

I'm the wrong side of 50, but would join if we were invaded and occupied. Unless the new rulers were more competent than the current government and I get to keep my PlayStation.

 

[Mysterae_]

Constantly getting countries into NATO to surround Russia.
Since 2004 - Bulgaria, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Albania, Croatia, Montenegro, North Macedonia

We'll be fine, our countries don't end with at least on vowel.

Just in case though, I'm off to watch Red Dawn. The original version though, not the stupid remake.

 

[Monkeynut]

I'm on strong happy pills, guess though in the event of total war that'd suddenly become a non-issue.

 

[Stu999]

We could send @hurfdurf

Get Gen Z recruited now, they're very easily persuaded, a few Tik Tok posts with people looking cool In Army uniform should get them signed up.

 

[Roar87]

If war was declared on the UK, why are people deciding that they wouldn't "fight for Politicians"? How would you be fighting for a Politician or a business?

 

[200sols]

This thread = Speakers corner contingent wants the Gammons to do the fighting.

 

[Junglist]

I'm on strong happy pills, guess though in the event of total war that'd suddenly become a non-issue.

Pretty sure Ubisoft tried a game based on war and happy pills. Didn't work out too well

 

[GGizmo]

If war was declared on the UK, why are people deciding that they wouldn't "fight for Politicians"? How would you be fighting for a Politician or a business?

Exactly if the war came to the UK the ones not in the armed forces would be shot first.

Also people talking about gammons, Russia is a "gammon" country. Anyone left wing would be in immediate danger. They hate them. That is part of the rhetoric of Putin.

 

[Freefaller]

Exactly if the war came to the UK the ones not in the armed forces would be shot first.

Also people talking about gammons, Russia is a "gammon" country. Anyone left wing would be in immediate danger. They hate them. That is part of the rhetoric of Putin.

how do you mean the ones not in the armed forces would be shot first?

Anyway I'd be out of this country ASAP if war was declared. I have no interest in getting involved.

 

[Freakbro]

Anyway I'd be out of this country ASAP if war was declared. I have no interest in getting involved.

Cheers bud, got your back!

 

[200sols]

how do you mean the ones not in the armed forces would be shot first?

Anyway I'd be out of this country ASAP if war was declared. I have no interest in getting involved.

Considering if the UK was being invaded Europe would already be a wasteland, good luck.

 

[Freefaller]

Cheers bud, got your back!

no worries!

 

[Freefaller]

Considering if the UK was being invaded Europe would already be a wasteland, good luck.

Who knows. There's more to the world than Europe

 

[Mercenary Keyboard Warrior]

Considering if the UK was being invaded Europe would already be a wasteland, good luck.

We have a while yet
The ruskies are going to be very confused when they find bidets alongside toilets, that should delay them a bit

 

[Freefaller]

We have a while yet
The ruskies are going to be very confused when they find bidets alongside toilets, that should delay them a bit

In Russia the toilets poo on you.

 

[adam cool dude]

how do you mean the ones not in the armed forces would be shot first?

Anyway I'd be out of this country ASAP if war was declared. I have no interest in getting involved.

We live on a island good luck with that.

 

[200sols]

Who knows. There's more to the world than Europe

Yeah. Commercial aviation won't be working and shipping will be a nice target

 

[the shadow]

 

[Freefaller]

We live on a island good luck with that.

Yeah. Commercial aviation won't be working and shipping will be a nice target

Meh. This is such a surreal situation that although you may be right, it's so far fetched that by the time it happens I will be long gone. People travel during times of war - it's risky of course. I'd take my chances.

**** fighting in a pointless war. Pathetic that wars even happen, just corrupt old men wanting to flex their choades in the hope that they can prove something.

 

[fez]

Perfect size for tank crew. Learn how to fake extreme claustrophobia now.

Real talk, does the amount of space required for claustrophobia decrease for smaller people?