You're not a true OCUKer til you've done one of these

[Mister_Pister]

ive got 1 free search left on 192.com if you dont mind giving out info on the forums give me the name/ rough location and i'll see if i can find out

if you dont want to give it out on the fourms email in sig

sent!

 

[Nix]

She needs one of those special jackets that don't let you clap.

They have jackets that stop you from getting clap? Wow. How much are they?

 

[LeoWyatt]

Do you have anything of the address like number and street? We can work with that?

 

[ballistic]

where are the boobies?

 

[Mister_Pister]

New Subtopic - Help Me Write A Mum Letter

Help me write a nice letter that makes me sound like the best bloke in the world and her like a retarded little girl

 

[KaHn]

New Subtopic - Help Me Write A Mum Letter

Help me write a nice letter that makes me sound like the best bloke in the world and her like a retarded little girl

Nah thats verging on you being a nut, just send her funeral flowers or something.

KaHn

 

[Zip]

They have jackets that stop you from getting clap? Wow. How much are they?

What is clap

And why arnt i seeing any boobies

 

[Mister_Pister]

What is clap

And why arnt i seeing any boobies

( . Y . )

 

[Zip]

New Subtopic - Help Me Write A Mum Letter

Help me write a nice letter that makes me sound like the best bloke in the world and her like a retarded little girl

Letter
Dear Mrs mum.
Im sorry for sending the police around, Your inconsiderate daughter was supost to meet me in an hour but she never did and i didnt even get a msg.
Then she came and accused me of doing the wrong thing.
I worryed about her, what was i suposed to do.
Well now we have broken up but i would like you to know that she seemed very unstable about this whole situation. I would like to know if you know where she was.
Have a good life Mrs mum.

PS. Could you send me some pictures of your boobes

 

[callmeBadger]

New Subtopic - Help Me Write A Mum Letter

Help me write a nice letter that makes me sound like the best bloke in the world and her like a retarded little girl

Dear Milf,

I was planning to take your daughter.......away on holiday, but now I'm not, How you doing?

Lovingly yours (on demand)

Mr Mister

 

[Mister_Pister]

Ms Mum and mr.mister what an odd couple that would make

 

[Nix]

New Subtopic - Help Me Write A Mum Letter

Help me write a nice letter that makes me sound like the best bloke in the world and her like a retarded little girl

Dear Mother of insane child,

I'm writing to you to apologise for waking you up from your beauty sleep yesterday. I'm sure you don't need beauty sleep as you're obviously already beautiful enough. It has come to my attention that your daughter is a psychopath and has the mental capacity of a retarded three year old and we have recently split. The promise of using her chest like a bouncey castle is no longer the lure it used to be. I had promised your daughter the value of 100,000,000 US$, if you would still like the sum, please forward your name, address and bank details and a check of the value of 1000 US$ as a deposit via western union transfer.

Yours,

Mr Magoo.

 

[penski]

I SEE NO BREASTS!

*n

 

[Beansprout]

Dear Ms Mum,

I don't love your daughter but I've hit her hard, and now I've no idea where she is.

Mr Asbo

 

[Nix]

I SEE NO BREASTS!

*n

I keep telling 'em Penski. They won't listen! They're making me sad!

 

[Spacky]

Dur Muzz,

I r writtening dis to show I iz not liking bean disrepected by yous dorwhoreter. I knowzit seems ruff me iz sending da pigs arund but I iz wanting to make amens.

I iz willing to come ova and giz u a good sorting and to show u why I iz a good giizza for yous dorwhoreter.

Respecta Outcha,

Mista Lista, Aye.

PS I fink u is hawt.

Where are these boobies?

 

[Mister_Pister]

Dear Samantha,

It’s Chris, Marie’s boyfriend. I would like to apologise for sending the police round at that time but would like to explain myself. At about 5pm Marie said she would be at mine roundabout 6ish. I kept trying to call her/message her but her phone was off.

By about 3am I was worried as to where she was, whether she had an accident or something so I decided to call the police. I’m sure you would have done the same in my situation; I just wanted to see she was all right. All she needed to do was send me a text but her phone only seemed to work again when she came on msn while I was in bed to say I had upset you.

She still hasn’t told me where she was or what her reason for not coming was, I was just wondering if you knew?



Thats my attempt - reckon its ok?

 

[Bri]

New Subtopic - Help Me Write A Mum Letter

Help me write a nice letter that makes me sound like the best bloke in the world and her like a retarded little girl

If you get one together, give me the address & I'll hand deliver it

 

[Mister_Pister]

If you get one together, give me the address & I'll hand deliver it

haha would save a stamp I suppose

 

[Nix]

Dear Samantha,

It’s Chris, Marie’s boyfriend. I would like to apologise for sending the police round at that time but would like to explain myself. At about 5pm Marie said she would be at mine roundabout 6ish. I kept trying to call her/message her but her phone was off.

By about 3am, about 9 hours after she originally said she would be at mine. I was worried as to where she was, whether she had an accident or something bad had happened so I decided to call the police. I’m sure you would have done the same in my situation; I just wanted to see she was all right. All she needed to do was send me a text but her phone only seemed to work again when she came on msn while I was in bed to say I had upset you.

She still hasn’t told me where she was or what her reason for not coming was, I was just wondering if you knew?

I'm deeply sorry for waking you up, but I was sincerely worried about her.



Thats my attempt - reckon its ok?