missus found me looking at pron

[Azagoth]

I know of a lad who was living at home and was mid thrift, it was around dinner time and he was well into it with some music on. When he had dispelled the cartridge as to speak he looked up and his sunday dinner had been placed on his bedside table and the door shut again, so bacically his mam had called him heard nothing and came in!!! just put the dinner down and went.

That lad must have loads of mates, everyone seems to know him!

 

[fail at the internets]

Ricky Gervais even stole that joke.

 

[Matteysan]

rofl quality thread only on OcUK

 

[pitchfork]

my missus caught me ******* off to teen porn the other day in our living room, i don't think she particularly cares, everyone masturbates, even if they're getting some, including girls. And it's my house anyway

She knows I love her.

 

[Yas786]

rofl quality thread only on OcUK

Indeed quality thread thats only found on the likes of OCUK

Personally nothing wrong with a bit of self love although i was told from an early age that it makes u go blind....

 

[Ripper]

I have a couple:

1) Mum walked in on me and my missus in bed before, luckily we were under the covers.

2) Dad had my old phone off me and I had his new one from an upgrade. Little did I know that whilst I'd remembered to delete all the dirty pictures my girlfriend sent me, the saved text messages folder is a different story. Dad claims he never read them all when he confronted me about it, but I think everyone would assume he did

 

[Mik3]

I have a couple:

1) Mum walked in on me and my missus in bed before, luckily we were under the covers.

I caught my brother at it, completely naked on the floor with his GF, it was great.

 

[Azagoth]

I've sat here and watched the girl who lives opposite me getting a good 'seeing too' in her back yard before (I mean the yard at the back of the house, not what you're thinking ).

For a split second I knew it was wrong to watch, but damn if she isn't fit. Looking back I should have videoed it for later.

 

[Mik3]

I've sat here and watched the girl who lives opposite me getting a good 'seeing too' in her back yard before (I mean the yard at the back of the house, not what you're thinking ).

For a split second I knew it was wrong to watch, but damn if she isn't fit. Looking back I should have videoed it for later.

The perverts are coming out now Phone us

JK bud

 

[DuncyBoy]

I've sat here and watched the girl who lives opposite me getting a good 'seeing too' in her back yard before (I mean the yard at the back of the house, not what you're thinking ).

LOL- nearly spat curry everywhere then!

I've never been close to getting caught, I must be too shifty like Splinter Cell. Sam Groinfisher. Ever heard the noise he makes in the first game using a medipack? No coincidence that, people...

 

[LoadsaMoney]

tell her to get a grip.

Yup, why do it yourself.

 

[Psyk]

lol some good stories here. I wish I had an interesting story. I did get caught looking at porn by my mum one time, but nothing particularly funny happened. She came into my room and I very quickly turned the screen off, so it was obvious what I was doing.

 

[meghatronic]

And it's my house anyway

She knows I love her.

You just made my day

 

[Paton]

I know your pain.

Girlfriend checked my history, went off her head.

Saying stuff like, obviously she is'nt good enough for me etc.

I don't get it =/.

 

[Mephisto]

Someone I know said they checked the browsing history on their GF's computer and found she'd been looking up shemale porn

 

[philio16]

Livin in my first student house, we had been out one night and a mate brought a girl home with him and they disappeared upstairs whilst 3 of us had another couple of cans...we decided to go listen to what was happening, when one just opened the door, flicked on the light and started filmin it on his phone! can still remember his little arsin bobbin up n down...he didnt even stop *shudders*

 

[Mik3]

Livin in my first student house, we had been out one night and a mate brought a girl home with him and they disappeared upstairs whilst 3 of us had another couple of cans...we decided to go listen to what was happening, when one just opened the door, flicked on the light and started filmin it on his phone! can still remember his little arsin bobbin up n down...he didnt even stop *shudders*

A fellow pervert hihi

 

[Mephisto]

Livin in my first student house, we had been out one night and a mate brought a girl home with him and they disappeared upstairs whilst 3 of us had another couple of cans...we decided to go listen to what was happening, when one just opened the door, flicked on the light and started filmin it on his phone! can still remember his little arsin bobbin up n down...he didnt even stop *shudders*

Hahaha, he must have passed the 'point of no return'!

 

[Muban]

If it's in a normal and healthy way and it's for a bit of variety I really don't see her problem. If of course a lady is finding herself 'wanting' becuase her man is too busy checking out porn rather than her then I could see a point.

Best to try and talk to her about it. It's not going to be easy as peoples opinions on things like this are usually fairly deep rooted. But she is sure to be a lot more understanding about porn than she is about lieing. So if you are going to be looking at porn best to be as open and honest about it as you can.

Sorry I don't have any funny stories to tell! Getting caught..... amateur hey that didn't come out right

 

[Sic]

if my girlfriend ever caught me watching porn, she'd be mad because I started without her!

sometimes I think there must be a god