missus found me looking at pron

goldilocks said:
when i've had a really good main meal, i can still sometimes make room for a huge, fattening, sickly dessert - it's not about needs, it's about wants - surely?

hey - if guys enjoy it, and their girl is happy with that, why not?
if it can improve a relationship, spice it up, or even just make an awesome relationship that little bit more awesome - it can only be a good thing
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my god, someone who understands the male psyche! i've walked in on an ex before, it was straight porn, i didn't mind... it was quite hot :p

i think the only reason she got annoyed with the OP is because she thinks that he doesn't find her attractive, or something, and is jealous of the girl in the pics/video (aah, ADSL) perhaps a plan of action would be to see if she wants to make some, and promise that that's all you'll ever look at from then on, it's lying, but it's cool (see how much i don't understand the female psyche?) - and i have my own problems anyway
 
I don't think I'd ever have a problem of a girlfriend finding out I look at porn. She'd already know. If I've known someone for more than 10 minutes they tend to know my porn habits, so chances are if I get to the point of actually being in a relationship with someone, they'll know in explicit detail.
 
Rincewind said:
my god, someone who understands the male psyche! i've walked in on an ex before, it was straight porn, i didn't mind... it was quite hot :p

i think the only reason she got annoyed with the OP is because she thinks that he doesn't find her attractive, or something, and is jealous of the girl in the pics/video (aah, ADSL) perhaps a plan of action would be to see if she wants to make some, and promise that that's all you'll ever look at from then on, it's lying, but it's cool (see how much i don't understand the female psyche?) - and i have my own problems anyway
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Rincewind of AA???

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Man's Porn Stash Found by Girlfriend; Shot Twice in the Head

58-year-old Chicago resident Jeanette Strowder faces murder charges for shooting her boyfriend of 15 years, 54-year-old Jesse Martin, after discovering his pornography CD collection. The woman, with no prior record, is being held on $600,000 bail.

"The defendant confronted the victim, got a gun and shot him multiple times, including two to the head," said a Cook County spokesman. She also broke glass on his motorcycle and car, scratching one of the porn model's names into the paint.

Then she called Martin's daughter, saying "something had happened to her father." When police arrived, she was on the porch with a .357 which she then pointed at her head, then police, her head again, then dropped it. Six spent casings were found.


http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-murder02oct02,0,7521735.story
 
Hmm. My friend got caught by a few people when he put the now playing thing on MSN messenger, and basically someone posted a screenshot onto a website of some rather graphic item after his name.
 
My missus complains when i don't add anything new to my collection for a while...

gotta love it:p:D

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Mohinder said:
The now playing thing only works with music...
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Winamp says you fail... MSN will broadcast your filthy Winamp playlist for all your MSN contacts to **** themselves over... i know this...
 
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I got caught whacking off by my mum and my sister once (not at the same time)

First time was my mum, I was in the bathroom bashing the bishop and she walked in, looked shocked, turned around then walked up the stairs. The worst part was she shouted to me "have a nice time" as she walked off :(

My sister caught me whacking off on my bed once, I stupidly had the door open and she came in just as I..........well, you know, let it all out. She just sighed "Oh nick" in a 'that is the last thing I wanted to see' way.

I lived with her for about a year in my current flat (gf now lives here with me) and I had a couple of pull up trouser moments as she came home.

I think they are the only times.

ps. Does anyone jack off at work?
 
ScarySquirrel said:
I got caught whacking off by my mum and my sister once (not at the same time)

First time was my mum, I was in the bathroom bashing the bishop and she walked in, looked shocked, turned around then walked up the stairs. The worst part was she shouted to me "have a nice time" as she walked off :(

My sister caught me whacking off on my bed once, I stupidly had the door open and she came in just as I..........well, you know, let it all out. She just sighed "Oh nick" in a 'that is the last thing I wanted to see' way.

I lived with her for about a year in my current flat (gf now lives here with me) and I had a couple of pull up trouser moments as she came home.

I think they are the only times.
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Rofl, dear oh dear oh dear. :p
 
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