Dolphins Sexually Assaulting Humans?

iamdjdz · 15 Jan 2008 at 16:21

I'm going to turn the tides so to speak and rape a dolphin.

Azagoth · 15 Jan 2008 at 16:24

Anyone remember Ricky Gervais' "Animals" where he goes on about the dolphin with it's dong in the blowhole of another male dolphin? Male on male head *******!

Pulsar_GTI · 15 Jan 2008 at 16:26

There is a King of the Hill episode where Hank gets 'harassed' by a dolphin lol

stevenazari1 · 15 Jan 2008 at 16:57

Teknobry said:
Found a video!! lmfao!!

ROFL

I repeat!

ROFL!

V-Spec · 15 Jan 2008 at 17:00

stevenazari1 said:
ROFL

I repeat!

ROFL!

dear me... insane

DarkShadow · 15 Jan 2008 at 17:00

Teknobry said:
Found a video!! lmfao!!

Hahahahahahahahah! GOLD

stevenazari1 · 15 Jan 2008 at 17:03

the dude got owned and he loved it long time!

me227 · 15 Jan 2008 at 17:03

If a dolphin tried to rape me he'd get a swift punch to the face.

Nitefly · 15 Jan 2008 at 17:13

"Its not rape, its sneak attack!"

I don't think ti would hold in court mind.

... sadly.

Marky · 15 Jan 2008 at 17:17

"dolphins are the only other creatures that have sex for pleasure as well as reproduction"

That part is true, I heard it on the news, so it must be true

Biohazard · 15 Jan 2008 at 17:19

theonebillygunn said:
If I was to be raped, I'd be honoured to have Sir David commentating on it tbh

Quote of the centuary in my books!

stevenazari1 · 15 Jan 2008 at 17:26

david attenborough commentary *** - he should add commentary to everything.

Booner! · 15 Jan 2008 at 17:26

me227 said:
If a dolphin tried to rape me he'd get a swift punch to the face.

I wouldn't stand for that either, I would smash it round the face with my keyboard.

Squark · 15 Jan 2008 at 18:24

Btw I wasn't kidding when I said I was 'attacked' by a dolphin.

Its true

mks2005 · 15 Jan 2008 at 18:41

Squark said:
Btw I wasn't kidding when I said I was 'attacked' by a dolphin.

Its true

I request a fully detailed account of the events.

KNiVES · 15 Jan 2008 at 18:44

Squark said:
Btw I wasn't kidding when I said I was 'attacked' by a dolphin.

Its true

Full account please

The people must know !

cymatty · 15 Jan 2008 at 18:49

Lol this thread has cheered me up after a poopy day, keep it coming.

Street · 15 Jan 2008 at 18:56

D.P. said:
Incorrect.
Bonobo Chimpanzees also have sex for pleasure, adn also as a powerful social tool.

Bonobos are pretty tapped! However, being in their society would have its benefits..

Psyk · 15 Jan 2008 at 20:16

Marky said:
"dolphins are the only other creatures that have sex for pleasure as well as reproduction"

That part is true, I heard it on the news, so it must be true

I think that's a very misunderstood "fact". The phrase "sex for pleasure" has quite a strict definition in biology terms. There's an explanation of it here: http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/pleasure.asp

I remember reading an article (hopefully a joke one) about how to have sex with dolphins. It explains how you'd go about "courting" one. Actually, I have a link but I think it may be a bit too dodgy for here

(no swearies or pics though, so it might be ok).

Cupra · 15 Jan 2008 at 20:21

basmic said:
Second result from Google image search:

that beats all the cats hands down

funniest thread so far this year

have 5 stars