Public toilets should play loud music by law

4p · 23 Oct 2008 at 22:02

BigglesPiP said:
I like those middle of summer dumps, where your anus is so sweaty that it slips out at mach 2 leaving no trace.

Unfortunately it sounds like you're dropping an anvil in the bog from about head height.

ROFL

sbi5ar · 23 Oct 2008 at 22:13

Although not number 2 related...

All this talk of splash back reminds me of a scene in the inbetweeners where jay's dad (i think) goes for a **** (wee) and splashback occurs in the urinal hitting will haha

yermum · 23 Oct 2008 at 22:23

Did you know that when you flush the loo, especially at home, you should put the toilet lid down as the water can leap 2 meters out of the bowl.

Now, how near is your toothbrush?

gillywibble · 23 Oct 2008 at 22:34

Epic thread

loltim · 23 Oct 2008 at 22:34

Hedge said:
fudge dragon

Brilliant

Mobius 1 · 23 Oct 2008 at 22:38

this thread reminds me of this heh

FrostedNipple · 23 Oct 2008 at 22:39

I love splashback, especially wen it goes up the hole. It's an awesome feeling.

Bunka · 23 Oct 2008 at 22:48

FrostedNipple said:
I love splashback, especially wen it goes up the hole. It's an awesome feeling.

Bummer.

Zip · 24 Oct 2008 at 07:34

FrostedNipple said:
I love splashback, especially wen it goes up the hole. It's an awesome feeling.

John wayne Toilet Paper + a big greesy sticky poo is the worst combo

Sinque · 24 Oct 2008 at 07:45

int said:
Me and my mates had a great system of all needing to go at once, so we'd occupy all of the cubicles and what came from this was named battle****s. No embarrassment at all

Yes, I bet you did.

LEK-89 · 24 Oct 2008 at 09:02

Lydzor said:
You know we are just waiting to know what song he was singing. With a quick Wiki, some fitting ones include:

Am I Ready
Burning Love
Clean Up Your Own Backyard
Devil In Disguise
Easy Come Easy Go
The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
Get Back
I Got A Feeling In My Body
I Shall Be Released
Just A Little Bit
Killing Me Softly
My Baby's Gone
O Come All Ye Faithful
Peace In The Valley
...

OK, there's too many, find some more yourself! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Elvis_Presley_songs

Suspicious Minds LOL

Liam

TwoSaints · 24 Oct 2008 at 10:04

peterattheboro said:
Whilst having a tinkle in the toilet a guy forced out a huge chocolate mudmonkey with comical sound effects.

That's better than "floating a brown sea turtle"

Evolve · 24 Oct 2008 at 10:21

Or 'creosoted log of sin'

Cosimo · 24 Oct 2008 at 10:26

Jonny_no2 said:
That's better than "floating a brown sea turtle"

huge chocolate mudmonkey eats brown sea turtle.......

yipyipboo · 24 Oct 2008 at 10:35

crying
with
laughter

5* for sure

TwoSaints · 24 Oct 2008 at 10:42

simulatorman said:
huge chocolate mudmonkey eats brown sea turtle.......

Now there's some nasty images!!

englishpremier · 24 Oct 2008 at 10:53

Don't they have such things in Japan, so create noise and spare women embarrassment?

Simmz · 24 Oct 2008 at 10:58

If I have to crap in public then I usually use the atomic bomb method. Paper down the bowl then stand up over the bowl and launch away.

Kerplunk · 24 Oct 2008 at 11:03

I had a two-tone dump this morning, one half was dark brown and the other half was light brown - looked awesome!

You dont know how tempted I was to take a photo!

On a side note, does anyone else get that morning fart when you walk in the bathroom?

Simmz · 24 Oct 2008 at 11:06

Kerplunk said:
I had a two-tone dump this morning, one half was dark brown and the other half was light brown - looked awesome!

You dont know how tempted I was to take a photo!

On a side note, does anyone else get that morning fart when you walk in the bathroom?

You could have submitted it too

http://www.ratemypoo.com/