Corrupt-a-Wish!

CocoPops · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:39

Johanson said:
I wish i got free food everywhere i go.

Granted, but you're never hungry enough to eat it

I wish I was 6ft tall

BillytheImpaler · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:45

CocoPops said:
Granted, but you're never hungry enough to eat it

I wish I was 6ft tall

Granted! But now everybody else is 8 feet tall.

I wish I had a bigger freezer.

Dreadi · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:48

granted but it breaks and theres a heatwave.

i wish my civic would stop making weird noises when i drive

BillytheImpaler · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:49

Granted! But now other ricers won't be able to identify your signature sound.

I wish I had an army made out of shrinky-dinks.

georges · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:49

Dreadi said:
granted but it breaks and theres a heatwave.

i wish my civic would stop making weird noises when i drive

Granted, but it doesn't start.

BillytheImpaler said:
Granted! But now other ricers won't be able to identify your signature sound.

I wish I had an army made out of shrinky-dinks.

Granted, but they won't fight for you.

I wish I had a hoverboard

Dreadi · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:56

granted but you snap it within an hour.

wish my civic which now doesnt make noises but wont start starts

Andr3w · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:56

Dreadi said:
granted but you snap it within an hour.

wish my civic which now doesnt make noises but wont start starts

Granted,but something else breaks straight away

i wish i had a large shlong

CocoPops · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:58

Andr3w said:
i wish i had a large shlong

granted, but you can NEVER use it

I wish I had a large tub of ice cream here

Andr3w · 28 Jul 2006 at 19:59

CocoPops said:
granted, but you can NEVER use it

I wish I had a large tub of ice cream here

Granted,but its melted

I wish i had a sleek/fit body

MaxPower · 28 Jul 2006 at 20:01

Andr3w said:
Granted,but its melted

I wish i had a sleek/fit body

Fine, but your face looks like it has been eaten by a ravenous pig.

I wish I had a mahoooosive house

CocoPops · 28 Jul 2006 at 20:01

MaxPower said:
I wish I had a mahoooosive house

Granted, but no one to share it with. Loner!!

I wish I had a nice cool beer

Andr3w · 28 Jul 2006 at 20:02

CocoPops said:
Granted, but no one to share it with. Loner!!

I wish I had a nice cool beer

Granted,but you cant open it

I wish i knew what i wanted to do as a career

pinkacidbootson · 28 Jul 2006 at 20:03

Granted, but you will fail anyway.

I wish some randomly gave me £5000, no strings attached.

CocoPops · 28 Jul 2006 at 20:09

Johanson said:
I wish some randomly gave me £5000, no strings attached.

Granted, but you can't spend it.

I wish it snowed tomorrow

gord · 28 Jul 2006 at 20:12

CocoPops said:
Granted, but you can't spend it.

I wish it snowed tomorrow

Granted but as usual for about 0.2 seconds.. stupid snow

I wish everything was backwards.

pinkacidbootson · 28 Jul 2006 at 20:12

I wish it snowed tomorrow

Granted, but its yellow snow

I wish my new carpet would lay itself.

MaxPower · 28 Jul 2006 at 20:17

Ok but you are underneath it,

I wish for some skittles.

fatmas · 28 Jul 2006 at 20:32

Granted, But They Could Explode at any moment..

I wish I Could Destroy N00bs with my Bare Hands.. :-P

Killerkebab · 28 Jul 2006 at 20:40

fatmas said:
Granted, But They Could Explode at any moment..

I wish I Could Destroy N00bs with my Bare Hands..

Granted, but you become a quadraplegic.

I wish my bowel movements were totally stealthy.

FosterK · 28 Jul 2006 at 21:01

Granted, but you have a colostomy bag.

I wish my art coursework was completely finished, to a high standard, and my teacher didn't question whether I did it or not.

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