Driving a mr2 on bald tyres

benneh · 28 Feb 2007 at 12:02

[TW]Fox said:
Plus.. they all own actual cars and don't often find themselves confused as to whether the girl in their life is their sister or their daughter.

That's not strictly true, only the other day I woke up a little groggy in bed with... Oh no wait wait.. No I didn't, you're right.

You would have to be a complete and utter ****tard to sit in-front of a pc, type out a response in which you mistake your SISTER for your DAUGHTER, and then later cunjure up this retarded story about owning a jet powered hyper MR2 with bald tyres and private test tracks.

"I C4Nt P0sT T3h PiCtuR3 Of T3h Br3aDs, My MR2 Is AlLeRgiC To T3h Wh3At InNit".

I demand these things, and nothing less:

*A picture of you holding a loaf of bread.
*A picture of you standing next to your 2 litre estate, with loaf of bread.
*A picture of the Mr2 (the newer one!), with you standing next to, or on it, WITH BREAD.
*Loaf of bread crammed under the rear arch next to the bald tyres, in focus.
*A photo of your private road, again, with bread.

-If you're telling the truth you'll be forthcoming with these piccies, anything less at this point only serves to make you look more idiotic.

[TW]Fox · 28 Feb 2007 at 12:04

Tesla said:
This thread is funny but at the same time the reason OcUK forums is going down the pan.

Why? This sort of thread has been appearing on an irregular basis since before you joined.

PiKe · 28 Feb 2007 at 12:16

Hurray for bread.

[TW]Fox · 28 Feb 2007 at 12:20

I still claim the honour of the first ever bread pic.

DarkShadow · 28 Feb 2007 at 12:24

Brilliant!

Phate · 28 Feb 2007 at 12:33

[TW]Fox said:
I still claim the honour of the first ever bread pic.

I remember that thread/post well.

Firestar_3x · 28 Feb 2007 at 12:36

We need an Archive on the OCUK-Motors for all the bread shots to be uploaded to

Serj · 28 Feb 2007 at 13:09

Tesla said:
This thread is funny but at the same time the reason OcUK forums is going down the pan.

Is it?

[TW]Fox · 28 Feb 2007 at 13:11

Serj said:
Is it?

Nostalgia isnt what it used to be

Serj · 28 Feb 2007 at 13:13

[TW]Fox said:
Nostalgia isnt what it used to be

I remember when these here forums were just fields.

MrSix · 28 Feb 2007 at 13:14

ROFL - I chuffing love these threads.

Firestar_3x · 28 Feb 2007 at 13:14

Serj said:
I remember when these here forums were just fields.

Fields of trees?

paradigm · 28 Feb 2007 at 13:15

Firestar_3x said:
Fields of trees?

Field of dreams

Serj · 28 Feb 2007 at 13:15

Firestar_3x said:
Fields of trees?

Nah, just loaves of bread as far as the eye could see.

merlin · 28 Feb 2007 at 13:17

Serj said:
Nah, just loaves of bread as far as the eye could see.

I remember when this forum was just a bakery?

Firestar_3x · 28 Feb 2007 at 13:17

paradigm said:
Field of dreams

I was thinking more along the lines of: I remember when this was trees as far as the eyes could see, old man peebody had this crazy dream about breeding pine trees

Back to the future

[TW]Fox · 28 Feb 2007 at 13:17

merlin said:
I remember when this forum was just a bakery?

Bloody noobs, I remember when it were a windmill.

wonder_lander · 28 Feb 2007 at 13:19

These fields that everyone remembers.....did they have private roads too?

merlin · 28 Feb 2007 at 13:22

wonder_lander said:
These fields that everyone remembers.....did they have private roads too?

No, but we regularly drove around the windmill - around and around and around and around and around.

And then we had a Cheeseburger and Fries.

wonder_lander · 28 Feb 2007 at 13:24

merlin said:
No, but we regularly drove around the windmill - around and around and around and around and around.

And then we had a Cheeseburger and Fries.

Did you buy your own cheeseburger and fries or put your parents down as the main eater and get them to buy you one?