Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

MisChief · 11 Mar 2013 at 14:48

DJMK4 said:
Did someone actually use that in a message?

Cringe

Yes

It's not as bad as this one though......

how gawjus are you, you have fully blown me away!! lets put it this way... your gods gift to this planet!! your the HOTTEST women ive seen in many years!!! are you single??xxx

Burnsy2023 · 11 Mar 2013 at 14:53

Dear god.

Narj · 11 Mar 2013 at 14:59

He only copy/pasted that to 359 others, MisChief so I wouldn't worry too much.

Any bloke who uses the term "gawjus" should be castrated.

aln · 11 Mar 2013 at 15:16

what the actual ****.

pingwing · 11 Mar 2013 at 15:17

You mean is castrated?

Frxn · 11 Mar 2013 at 16:35

Have to say I'm having a good laugh reading this thread, I mean stuff like:

grudas said:
i accidently said to one girl that she should probably take less pictures with her face in it(what i meant was not that close to the lens as it looked freaky) sent it and regretted since lol.. i really did not mean for it to sound in that way.. she wasn't a looker tho.

DJMK4 · 11 Mar 2013 at 16:59

MisChief said:
Yes
It's not as bad as this one though......

Brilliant

He sounds a bit like a Ron Burgundy from Anchorman

I would just respond for the lol's

DJMK4 · 11 Mar 2013 at 17:01

Narj said:
He only copy/pasted that to 359 others, MisChief so I wouldn't worry too much.

Any bloke who uses the term "gawjus" should be castrated.

Hey Gawjus

Fancy a tango?

xx

He can't even spell it properly, how is he ever going to win points?

Narj · 11 Mar 2013 at 17:09

DJMK4 said:
Hey Gawjus

Fancy a tango?

xx

He can't even spell it properly, how is he ever going to win points?

OHMADAYZZZZzzzz! YOU IZ WELL FIT INNIT! xoxoxox

DJMK4 · 11 Mar 2013 at 17:13

Thanks

Thats a nice confidence boost to finish off my day

I need to update my profile I think, and get some new pics on the go, I may puff out my chest.

MisChief · 11 Mar 2013 at 17:25

DJMK4 said:
Thanks

Thats a nice confidence boost to finish off my day

I need to update my profile I think, and get some new pics on the go, I may puff out my chest.

Link us once you've updated your profile... so we can all have a larf

I mean er...... so we can provide constructive criticism!

DJMK4 · 11 Mar 2013 at 17:26

My inbox will be full of spam if I did from most people I think

, although I would consider genuine offers

I am rubbish at writing self profiles

FatFishMonster · 11 Mar 2013 at 17:27

i must say, im tempted to linky my profile.....
for laughs/criticism

Kerplunk · 11 Mar 2013 at 17:29

Lmao, another gem of a response!

Sent a message to a girl, about something in her profile....and she responds, "you been snooping at my profile???"

W.T.F ??

FatFishMonster · 11 Mar 2013 at 17:31

Kerplunk said:
Lmao, another gem of a response!

Sent a message to a girl, about something in her profile....and she responds, "you been snooping at my profile???"

W.T.F ??

surley this is whole point of online dating....... :confused:

its only place where it is acceptable to stalk people

Kerplunk · 11 Mar 2013 at 17:32

Exactly my point! *mind boggled*

FatFishMonster · 11 Mar 2013 at 17:37

the best response i had was "your too skinny, dont message me please!"

Narj · 11 Mar 2013 at 17:44

FatFishMonster said:
the best response i had was "your too skinny, dont message me please!"

But... I can change! I'll hit the pies, darling!

FatFishMonster · 11 Mar 2013 at 17:49

Narj said:
But... I can change! I'll hit the pies, darling!

nah she wasnt worth giving up this beautfiul body

nah, im one of these people that can eat LOADS and not put on any weight! so the relationship couldnt work

Kerplunk · 11 Mar 2013 at 17:52

FatFishMonster said:
the best response i had was "your too skinny, dont message me please!"

I hope you replied, *you're *don't

For the lols