It's official, girls leave toilets in a worst state

It's true, to some extent anyway. I lived in the middle east for over 6 years and amongst some of the locals it was wipe with the left hand, eat with the right hand, amongst other things.
As a westerner, you take your life into your hands if you use a public toilet over there; assuming, of course, you can find one.

One of the funniest things I ever saw out there was footprints on the beach, strolling along in the sand until they shuffled a bit and stopped apart, with a mahoosive turd between them, like some obscene sand-castle, proudly reaching up from the sand. The footprints then wandered off to the shoreline and disappeared into the waves, only to reappear from the sea, like the tracks of some ancient sea-monster, about 20 or so yards further down the beach.
The incongruity of the scene in such a beautiful place had me chuckling for ages.
 
BigBl00 said:
Trimming your pubes with a knife, that's an accident waiting to happen ! :D
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Hahahahaha, I could imagine that on a lads night out at a bar, iv pulled!!.........ill be back in 2 secs love just nipping to the toilet to trim me pubes:p
 
mr_x_plosion said:
I have heard this too, also heard they stand on the seat and squat.
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Aye this is true from my experience also; several occasions at work have found toilet seats with foot/shoe prints on them, normally coupled with empty cups of water left in there where that was used instead of paper. This also leads to many a cracked toilet seat.

TBH I don't care how people want to take a dump or how they want to clean themselves up all I ask is if they can leave the toilet/cubical in a clean state once they have finished.

Also very disturbing by the amount of people that somehow forget to flush the toilets at work or find the urge to wipe a bogey onto the wall.

I'm meant to be working in a high-end company with professionals but some really do have animal toilet habits. :(
 
I always thought it was mens toilets that were the worst until a couple of weeks ago - I was out with a lass from work who always uses hand gel. When I asked her why she spent the next hour detailing how bad the womens toilets were in work, and how she never ever sees any of women wash their hands... on top of the mess that is already in there.

I felt a bit ill as she was going into some of the details of the daily state, the handwashing made me feel worse, and this thread makes me nauseus. Women - sort yourself out you dirty cows!
 
Efour2 said:
ROFL

yes i worked in Tunisia as well, Offshore. The Muslim folks couldn't deal with the western toilets on-board the rig.

My god the Excrement was all over the seats the floors and seriously smeared on the walls.
Its funny now but i was gagging and nearly puking at the time.

its mind blowing that taking a crap can be so hard from one culture to the next .
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I worked onshore, and tbh the toilets were fine, however there weren't too many North Africans actually using the ones I did (most were ex pats), the "junior" toilets (for the labourers) i'm not sure about. However there were signs over every sink about not washing feet in the sink.

Out of interest who did you work for?

dmpoole said:
Go on, please tell, where did you get that gem from?
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I assumed it was common knowledge even before I went over there, apparently not! It wasn't meant to be a slight about arab culture either, it's just different.:confused:
 
dmpoole said:
Go on, please tell, where did you get that gem from?
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Who care's, it's true, that they use squat toilets that is, along with most of the world.

I can sympathise somewhat, my complete bafflement when faced with a squat toilet led to me using the disabled loo :) I didn't grab a chair from reception and try to 'do my own thing' though.
 
My dad's mate found a nice suprise in the gent's once, he said he almost collapsed with the image. He had found in a cubicle not only a giant wotsit poking out of the water but it was so wide you couldn't see where the water began. And to top it all off, there was no blood with it (which quite frankly asks some question's) and it had a flag in it with the creator's initials.

On another note my girlfriend won't ever use a public toilet as she said some nasty thing's happen in there.
 
There are state paid doctors i#ve seen in combined buildings at my work who pish all over the seat, and I mean ALL over, then leave without washing hands.

They medically assess the public.

:/
 
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