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This thread is getting 5 stars.....as its confirmed what I always suspected about women 
It's official, girls leave toilets in a worst state
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Funnily enough it was Tunisia where I asked Muslims how they use the water pipes in the toilets because you would often find water all over the toilet seat.
Apparently they wipe their bums with toilet paper with the opposite hand they eat with and then they get the water on their arses.
I must be Muslim because I wash my bum after poo'ing but I use those wet wipes which I've called Muslim wipes for years.
I use my eating hand though.
This was a myth that was generated when I was a lad and unless one of our OCUK Muslims comes on here and says "Dave, you're wrong, I wipe all my poo off with my hand" then I'm not going to believe it.
PS, I have found footmarks on toilet seats though.
I was mud logging at the time, company called datalog
Was the south seas driller or bredford dolphin. I always got the 2 mixed up both **** holes, but decent crews.
yes there was an us and them toilet system that i later found out about.
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It's true... My Dad used to work in Saudi Arabia and told me.... This is why you get funny looks if you eat with your left hand. It's because they use the left for bum action, poo and all.
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so these people eat 1 handed?! how about clean both and use a knife and fork?
Oh God, that's amazing.
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From what i understand, they used to use stones (and it had to be an odd number) to wipe thier bums, but nowa days they use loo paper, but they certainly do stand on the seats as i've also seen the foot prints on the loo seats here as well as broken seats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette
Back on topic, yes, girls loo's are generally quite gross, also when you have to share the ones at festivals and shows the worse stuff you see in them is defiantly from the female of the species
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I'm quite lucky that the womens toilets where I work are pretty immaculate, but I agree that it's shocking what some women can do - we're supposed to be the fairer sex!
I'm really funny about using public loos, some of them are just awful. If they don't look clean enough to me, I hold it, simple as. Some of them are just shameful
I'm really funny about using public loos, some of them are just awful. If they don't look clean enough to me, I hold it, simple as. Some of them are just shameful
I've always won the toilet-seat debate.
"Eurgh! Why can't you put the toilet seat back down?"
"I don't need to sit on it, that's why."
"But I do!"
"Then why can't you lower it?"
"Because I don't want to get your dirty pee-pee sprinkles on my hands!"
"a) When the seat is in the upright position, it won't get peed on. b) You have to sit on it anyway!"
"er.. hmm.. err.. just lift it when you are done!"
"Eurgh! Why can't you put the toilet seat back down?"
"I don't need to sit on it, that's why."
"But I do!"
"Then why can't you lower it?"
"Because I don't want to get your dirty pee-pee sprinkles on my hands!"
"a) When the seat is in the upright position, it won't get peed on. b) You have to sit on it anyway!"
"er.. hmm.. err.. just lift it when you are done!"
Ah cool, heard of them.
Traditionally they wouldn't use a fork, right hand to scoop up food and a knife in the left hand to cut anything big up. Still do in a lot of places.
I'm quite lucky that the womens toilets where I work are pretty immaculate, but I agree that it's shocking what some women can do - we're supposed to be the fairer sex!
I'm really funny about using public loos, some of them are just awful. If they don't look clean enough to me, I hold it, simple as. Some of them are just shameful
"Supposed to be", that's only women trying to big themselves up.
