kell_ee001 said:
Hey Von Smallhausen - it's me again.
Here's my problem....
I hate work but can't afford to give it up.
The guys I work with are great but the customers are *******'s! I don't seem to be able to win the lottery (lady luck not with me this weekend) but don't want to become a scrounger on the dole. I'm an expensive lass to keep happy as well so we can't live on the one wage either.... any ideas on what I could do instead?! Did consider finding a really rich, really old man to marry and inherit from but yuck! Could you imagine the wedding night!?
Don't think it would be worth it in the long run!
Now then Kellee flowaa, y'alreet ?
Have you considered setting up a premium rate talk dirty line ? For about 2 poond a minute, dirty old men can hear you say.
' Ooh, up periscope Admiral ' and ' Phew it's hot in here, I will just take off some clothing ' or perhaps ' Oh my bra has fallen off, how clumsy of me '
You could do this as a sideline from work, posting your direct dial number on a respectable porn site.
Easy money Kell and you can still keep dirty old men at arms length.
Alternatively, you could always go on the game over the North side, however I would suggest you keep this from Murph. If you could not bear to lie to him, then can I suggest he becomes your pimp ? I can just see him in a purple suit, red shirt and tie, red shoes and a leopardskin hat. Would he call you a beeatch though ?
Hope this helps.
VS