Gary Neville has just been stopped going into Old Trafford with a bag.
The security guard asked him what was in the bag and Neville told him there was a hand grenade, a shotgun and some semtex.
The security guard said "thank God for that, I thought you had bought your ****ing boots"
Gary Neville was out on the town in Manchester last night celebrating his retirement with his Man United team mates.He was absolutely rat faced.