missus found me looking at pron

Andelusion · 15 Sep 2007 at 13:53

Slam62 said:
She'll be glad your not gay, or are you.

rofl

(No)

BennyC · 15 Sep 2007 at 13:53

you should have said it was to aid the night of passion you hand planned, so you could last longer!

Unlucky though mate, its not like you had pictures of her best mate in front of you so i dont think she should take it to heart.

Azza · 15 Sep 2007 at 14:09

Vita said:

*not saying your misses is a cat or anything*

Mik3 · 15 Sep 2007 at 14:29

jdickerson said:
How old were you?
-_-

19 IIR, I've been caught afew times now

I am a pervert

BennyC · 15 Sep 2007 at 14:40

Mik3 said:
19 IIR, I've been caught afew times now

I am a pervert

you sound like you enjoy being caught! :eek:

Schofield · 15 Sep 2007 at 14:41

(stinka) I see your occupation is a Master Carpenter

.......also your a battlefield master....Your a MASTER of a lot arnt you

fail at the internets · 15 Sep 2007 at 14:55

Best pic ever posted on these forums

Zip · 15 Sep 2007 at 14:57

Mum walked in on me having phone sex once

I jumped up out of bed with my pants around my ankles hopping to the door as fast as i could while ripping my pants up as fast as i and tryed the shut the door on her
I didnt get it fully shut, and while pulling my pants up i just gave her the phone without hanging up in a panic the girl still on the phone

I then quickly grabbed the phone back and shut the door and went back and fininished my convosation

When i eventually came out my room mum looked at me with a big grin on her face and said "Who were you talking to?"

I couldnt look her in the eye all night.

My Girlfriend Searchs porn for me and we watch it togther \o/

Tobeornottobe · 15 Sep 2007 at 15:19

I was a cadet on an oil tanker and another cadet was caught chatting with 'Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters', with the handle of a screwdriver jammed in his arse. For the rest of the trip he was called 'Stanley'

ic1male · 15 Sep 2007 at 15:38

This whole palaver is no big deal. Fellas in general always like to fiddle. If you're sitting on the settee watching TV, you inadvertendly shove your hand down your kecks to 'readjust' and forget to take it away, especially if you've gone commando! In fact, going commando makes me wanna have nookie all the more! LOL.

PoleY_15 · 15 Sep 2007 at 15:39

for all those mother stories: a boy in one of my classes back in school once said that he enjoyed the odd "danger NO SWEARING". he gets himself prepared then shouts on his mum and tries to finish before she gets up the stairs. LOL

but back to OP my gf knows i watch porn a lot, best thing is just to be honest about it. got an update on what its been like since that dreaded day?

ic1male · 15 Sep 2007 at 15:40

Good God. Can you imagine? There you are in mid SPURT and someone catches you! That'd be even more embarrassing than just having a good tug.

platypus · 15 Sep 2007 at 16:59

The fact that she's been reading your emails would be enough for me to get rid of her.

stinka · 15 Sep 2007 at 17:25

penski said:
My ex caught me cracking one out in bed...I pretended to be asleep then when she confronted me the next morning, I looked really upset and pretended that I suffered from a form of sleep-walking that really got to me and made me feel bad.

Two bonuses: she made me breakfast and we had a bit of fun...AND I could do it again without fear of reprimand.

*n

funny that, as my ex swears blind that i used to masturbate in my sleep

she'd say i was sat bolt upright furiously tugging in the middle of the night, but i'd have absolutely no recollection of it in the morning :confused:

any ways, more on current situation, ive explained that its something ive all ways done since we'll before we got together and for years

she seems ok with it today, but obviously i'll not mention it again

KillBoY_UK · 15 Sep 2007 at 18:37

this is why ilove my GF she lets me look at porn and go to strip places if i wanted to yay

meghatronic · 15 Sep 2007 at 18:44

stinka said:
funny that, as my ex swears blind that i used to masturbate in my sleep

I'm fairly sure my ex (female) used to play in her sleep.

schnipps · 15 Sep 2007 at 19:00

I know of a lad who was living at home and was mid thrift, it was around dinner time and he was well into it with some music on. When he had dispelled the cartridge as to speak he looked up and his sunday dinner had been placed on his bedside table and the door shut again, so bacically his mam had called him heard nothing and came in!!! just put the dinner down and went.

ChoÞÞer · 15 Sep 2007 at 19:05

Lol!! i nearly got caught 1, but the lass was on webcam

i wasnt tho so that was alright!, mum just opened the door as fast as anythink but she didnt notice

anyway just lol!!
good luck and have some stars

stinka · 15 Sep 2007 at 19:06

schnipps said:
I know of a lad who was living at home and was mid thrift, it was around dinner time and he was well into it with some music on. When he had dispelled the cartridge as to speak he looked up and his sunday dinner had been placed on his bedside table and the door shut again, so bacically his mam had called him heard nothing and came in!!! just put the dinner down and went.

that stories as old as time TBH mate

SexyGreyFox · 15 Sep 2007 at 19:10

schnipps said:
I know of a lad who was living at home and was mid thrift, it was around dinner time and he was well into it with some music on. When he had dispelled the cartridge as to speak he looked up and his sunday dinner had been placed on his bedside table and the door shut again, so bacically his mam had called him heard nothing and came in!!! just put the dinner down and went.

Its usually a cup of tea in that story.