missus found me looking at pron

Steedie · 15 Sep 2007 at 11:19

LOL 5* Awesome thread

Some of the replies

gumbald · 15 Sep 2007 at 11:27

Quality, quality thread. Is she speaking to you again yet?

ic1male · 15 Sep 2007 at 11:33

What you need is one of them iPod things - you can load your MP4 porn on to it and then sit in the bathroom and have a peaceful NatWest. (Love that rhyming slang there!)

Vita · 15 Sep 2007 at 11:44

Tell her you was looking for positons O_O

Meatball · 15 Sep 2007 at 11:45

Gerard · 15 Sep 2007 at 11:47

I love how the thread went from "caught me looking at porn" to "caught me whacking it to porn".

gumbald · 15 Sep 2007 at 11:48

He admitted it

Alex UK · 15 Sep 2007 at 11:49

Meatball said:

I hope to God you didn't create that specifically for this thread.

So, have you spoken to the wife since last night? We need more updates!

ic1male · 15 Sep 2007 at 11:52

Did she give you the cold shoulder in bed? Or did she demand you serviced her as well? LOL.

Wolf11 · 15 Sep 2007 at 12:04

Dreadi said:
Should have told her to quit her bitching and take over as your arm was tired

I had a good lol at that

Tell her you worry you are a flop in bed and worry what she thinks of you and are insecure about it

as you love her so much and care what she thinks,so watching Pron is a way to release that tension .A bit of reverse psychology "can" work wonders .If she thinks you are insecure about it then she may not want to keep going on about it

Good luck anyhow,I have had a good chuckle reading this thread !

Vita · 15 Sep 2007 at 12:07

Greenlizard0 · 15 Sep 2007 at 12:24

Lol have some stars!

I have faith in you (OP) to nail this problem on the head. You'll be fine and a lot better afterwards..

markyb · 15 Sep 2007 at 12:25

stinka said:
i paniced and my hand started shaking and i just couldnt hit the X

she was in and like "hi..... oh whats going on"

theres me starkers with a lob on "er nothing love" frantically clicking me mouse..... .... bang to rights TBH

LOL, I do feel sorry for you mate. Have things got any better?

Another classic OcUK thread

Mik3 · 15 Sep 2007 at 12:37

stinka said:
i paniced and my hand started shaking and i just couldnt hit the X

she was in and like "hi..... oh whats going on"

theres me starkers with a lob on "er nothing love" frantically clicking me mouse..... .... bang to rights TBH

LMAO *****

I got caught fapping by my mother once. I come home from the pub rather drunk and no one was home, so I stuck some hows your father on my pc and commenced fapping, she come back and found me with my little peewee in hand watching hardcore porn :S I hardly spoke to her for days after that.

Participant · 15 Sep 2007 at 13:25

Mik3 said:
LMAO *****

I got caught fapping by my mother once. I come home from the pub rather drunk and no one was home, so I stuck some hows your father on my pc and commenced fapping, she come back and found me with my little peewee in hand watching hardcore porn :S I hardly spoke to her for days after that.

Worse than death.

Andelusion · 15 Sep 2007 at 13:28

Mik3 said:
LMAO *****

I got caught fapping by my mother once. I come home from the pub rather drunk and no one was home, so I stuck some hows your father on my pc and commenced fapping, she come back and found me with my little peewee in hand watching hardcore porn :S I hardly spoke to her for days after that.

Same, I just try and blank it out of my mind when I think about it :'(

meghatronic · 15 Sep 2007 at 13:45

Mik3 said:
LMAO *****

I got caught fapping by my mother once. I come home from the pub rather drunk and no one was home, so I stuck some hows your father on my pc and commenced fapping, she come back and found me with my little peewee in hand watching hardcore porn :S I hardly spoke to her for days after that.

How old were you?
-_-

ElectroBlaster · 15 Sep 2007 at 13:46

Meatball said:

ROTLM*AO

ElectroBlaster · 15 Sep 2007 at 13:48

Mik3 said:
LMAO *****

I got caught fapping by my mother once. I come home from the pub rather drunk and no one was home, so I stuck some hows your father on my pc and commenced fapping, she come back and found me with my little peewee in hand watching hardcore porn :S I hardly spoke to her for days after that.

LOL its like a right of passage or summin. Reminds me of that film Human Traffic when moff races home and decides to crack one off and his mum comes in lol

Slam62 · 15 Sep 2007 at 13:49

Andelusion said:
Same, I just try and blank it out of my mind when I think about it :'(

She'll be glad your not gay, or are you.