My neighbours are mafia!

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I reckon the lobster is a robotic one with a camera and dart gun in there. The mobster is 'out on business' and the next thing that will happen is a dead MobsterLobster (AKA Huddy) found with a dart in his neck and the lobster disappearing down the toilet!



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Huddy, Hang the Lobster upside down and shake!!! You may be looking after something of more importance than the lobster lol...if nothing falls out, and it dies you got 2 options...Pack ya bags and RUN or enjoy your last meal :D
 
If he has one of those things that hang on the roof that you put your feet into so you can do sit ups near the tank, definetly do not use it.

If you do decide to use it, and you get stuck, definetly do not swing to leverage yourself onto the tank to unhook yourself, just wait until someone comes, its a recipe for disaster trying to undo yourself.

If you still do all this and the tank breaks, do not use a food blender as somewhere to put the lobster till you find a replacment identical tank, if for some reason you still do this, then do not invite round your girlfriends blind flatmate, she will probably make a cocktail out of it.
 
Sounds like a yabbie or marron :)

Is it fresh water huddy? If so just ask for help and i can help you :)

We own a Yabbie farm and i have what is now a few hundred in a small pond in the back yard :D Bloody horny buggers (it started with 8 that i took from our yabbie farm) :p

Here are some of my old ones going at it :D
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BTW if you flip it on its back and take a photo i can even tell you if its a male or female;)
 
@ user name > Not funny :D


@ Photos > It's like the bottom one! So I guess it's fresh water..

Thanksfully, I don't have to clean him out or anything. I won't be going back until Monday as that's when they are off. I'll try and sneak a picture of the man himself too... Just so you can see who I'm dealing with. I'll have to stalk out in the fields opposite to get a pic.
 
They are all the same Species Huddy :)

The one on the bottom is the female i had and is in the top pictures too.

They are pretty hard to kill, The live of Peas and vegetables so are easy to keep alive.

Just dont let anything copper fall in the water because it will take them out pretty quick:(

BTW they are $17 a kilo ;)

Pet shops seem to thgink they can get away with selling them for over $10-$15 each though :p
 
Huudy, face it matey...your steppin on thin ice looking after his lobster. You could always do the following:

1) Take his lobster for ransom
Advantage: Big payout if he loves it that much
Disadvantage: Sleeping with the fishes.

2) If it dies
Advantage: Nice expensive lobster meal with the champers he gave you
Disadvantage: Sleeping with a horses head

3) now you got the keys to his house
Advantage: Change the locks and enjoy ya new home
Disadvantage: Prepare to have the house go up in smoke while your asleep

Either way I would have never accepted to responsibility. and you should NOT have made the joke about eating it...

Nice knowing you Huddy :(
On the other hand tho, if things go VERY well, you'll have a wicked christmas :D just being alive when he gets back is more than you could ever ask for
 
Methinks the day before he returns you go out and get yourself a similar lobster for the fismonger, cook it and have the whole family round the table chowwing down in time for his arrival to collect. Then just say, "Oh, I expected you back at (sometime in the past) o'clock, and when you didn't show I assumed you'd just done a runner from the law. Sorry mate"

I'm sure he'll see the funny side, after all he's already proved to have a good sense of humour over the safety of his baby
 
The horses head has sprung to mind quite often and since we live opposite a field of them, I'm going to count them each day.


Zip said:
Just dont let anything copper fall in the water because it will take them out pretty quick:(
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so throwing in a penny for good luck isn't a good idea then :D
 
Mobster's Lobster said:
I'll try and sneak a picture of the man himself too... Just so you can see who I'm dealing with. I'll have to stalk out in the fields opposite to get a pic.
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Don't do it!! he'll notice movement in the bushes and pop a can in yo 'azz!

Then, as you failed in lobster sitting, due to being dead, he'll take out your better half on his return :eek:

Whats lobby's name? Can't remember if you said in the OP (And i'm too lazy to scroll back) :D
 
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